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Roderick S. Kasun doesn’t actually work on the U.S.S Enterprise, but you could be forgiven for thinking that given that he’s been on the ship for half a year now and keeps borrowing people’s spare uniforms. Currently he’s down in the engines, trying to help Scotty round up tribbles by smacking them out of the ductwork with a bit of sticky tape on a pole and inventing new sear words.

“If they ban me from shore leave for hollering at the tribbles, I will face Starfleet and walk backwards into the void.”

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“You....”

The word warbles at the end, held out too long as Magnus jabs his drink in her general direction. “Should get drunk with me. Post haste.”

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“Type A. No, wait, is that the good kind? Type B? Type B for ‘bugs’.”

He can feel them, right now, under his skin. Crawling through his veins, shifting in his blood. Less itchy than usual, more like a gentle tingling. Feather-light. A tickle. He runs his fingers over his arms and peers at them, trying to make out the shapes of all the little Kevins.

“---- say hello,” he croons, and whether he’s asking the spiders to greet Scotty or Scotty, the spider, it’s not quite clear.

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He gets mistaken for a student three times before he manages to find the room he’s looking for. A knock to the door brings no answer, but questing fingers find the handle; it’s not locked. He pushes it open, sticks his head in the room.

It’s a lab -- bigger than he’d thought. It looks like there are back areas, additional rooms. It’s entirely possible that there’s someone in here who didn’t hear him knock. He catches sight of a woman on the laboratory floor, clearly busy with something. He raises his hand to catch her attention, a half-movement that seems to do his job.

“Sorry. I’m looking for an agent Charlie Francis? I was told he might be here. At least, I think here is where I was told he’d be. The directions I got were --”

He waves his hand.

“--sort of vague.”

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Ahhh. Tbh my only experience is high school theater and all of the cast and crew smelled like chocolate for weeks during Dracula. You have a neat job.

thank you! i miss the days of chocolate based blood tbh, we always used chocolate and peanut butter, i feel like we ate more of it than we used ....

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