UPDATE: I just got a dm to remove this post dkejms what if its hawkie😭😭😭
UPDATE 2: they made the account public and it has an actual picture of hawkmoth and mayura which as far as i can tell is NOT photoshopped wtfmckfjd
UPDATE 3: on public demand the account is @/hawkmothirl666 which very very questionable choice
UPDATE 4: I fucking got akumatised because @shadowmothirl666 doesn’t know how to take a fuckin joke
UPDATE 5: THIS MAN IS RUINING MY LIFE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR SEEING YOU KN YOUR FUCKIN PYJAMAS CRAMMING FOR A FINAL HAVIN A 2AM BREAKDOWN AND GETTING FUCKING AKUMATISED BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR CHARM IN YOUR BOOKS THIS IS OFFICIALLY A HAWKMOTH HATE ACCOUNT HEY FUCKWAD @shadowmothirl666 I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO ACTUALLY SHOW UP LB AND CN FUCKIN SUCKER PUNCH YO ASS TO THE NEXT DIMENSION ALSO LADYBLOGGER THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT IF YOU WANNA CONTACT ME BECAUSE I WILL PUT MY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT IN TO FIND THIS BITCHES SECRET IDENTITY
I love the way they finally made reading an attractive thing because when I was little people would say why do I even read in the first place but what they don't realize is that reading literally can take your imagination to places you could never imagine.
I love thinking about how each characters would use their instagram! Also each of them (Adrien, Mari, Alya, Nino, and Chloe) are at least MINOR celebrities so they’d definitely use their insta to promote their side gigs!
P.S. I’ve also been thinking about how cool ladyblogger merch would be and kinda wanna make some???
Thank you so much for liking and sharing my nosense! *sobs* I want to share this drawing with you guys as celebration! It's nothing special but im really proud of it! I used a shein model as reference if you want to see it lemme know I'll add her to this post.
I turned her into Alya bc it gave me that vibe.
THANK YOU AGAIN AND HOPEFULLY I'LL REACH THAT 100 GOAL SOON!
Okay, so this is particular entry is a Valentine’s Day special... that’s over a week late. Deal with it, inspiration for the most awkward scenario only struck yesterday after talking to both @animatedsuperchick19 (who suggested the game they are playing) and @mr-hawkmoth (who talked me into this being an Adrien Diaries/Aftermath Addendums). Blame them for sunshine boy’s suffering.
Now, this has an Aftermath Addendums coming, as well as ANOTHER Adrien Diaries Entry... Although if ya’ll are hoping to get poor Mari’s POV anytime soon, keep waiting XD
Enjoy!
14 Feb 2017
Hawkmoth, take me now. Seriously.
I would like to be called the Brain-Bleacher. My powers need to involve wiping horrible, horrible memories from people's minds including my own.
...why did I insist on going to public school again? On “making friends” and “doing regular, teenage activities”? Because in hindsight, this was a terrible decision, really. And asking for these “friends” to come over to my house for a “sleep over”? WHO AGREED TO SUCH A STUPID REQUEST!?
Let's hang out, she says...
We'll call it Pal-entine's Day, she says...
Let's all play a friendly game of STRIP POKER, she says!!!!
...Alya Cesaire is never allowed in my room again.
I am convinced her and Nino were cheating. There is no way Mari and I are that bad at playing poker... (not that I particularly hated that Mari kept losing...) but seriously-- NEITHER OF THEM LOST A SINGLE HAND! And on top of that, Nino at least got a blindfold, so that he wasn't being some sort of lecherous creep, but when I ask for one?!
“It'll just be something else you'll have to take off, Agreste.”
Bitch.
Poor Mari... as if I haven't been sexually harassing her for weeks, and now I had her trapped in my room, both of us stripped to our designer knickers... although, again, not complaining too much about that part, because she had designed them herself (according to Alya) and they were super c-OMPLETELY OFF TOPIC, NEVERMIND!
Now, I can think of worse ways to spend Valentines Day, in my room, with my friends (all of them rather attractive, fight me), playing losing at strip poker...
...and all of them involve my father walking in...
...which he DID...
...right as Mari was about to take off her b-ACK TO THE POINT AT HAND!!!
Apparently, I-was-NOT-ogling-her-I'm-a-model-we-like-clothes isn't an effective argument... ever.
Father has replaced my fencing classes with a sex-ed course to be taught by Natalie. He feels I should be educated on-- ohmygodI'mquotinghimIswear-- “other forms of penetration” at this point in time.
BRAIN-BLEACHER, HAKWMOTH, DO YOU HEAR ME!? WHERE IS THAT STUPID BUTTERFLY OF DOOM!?
SOOOO if The Ladyblog had merch I’m pretty sure this is what it would look like. (This is the Ladybug tee of my imagined Ladybug + Chat Noir collection)
(I might make the Chat Noir one if I feel like it)
And yeah I redesigned the Ladyblog logo because I respectfully disagree with Canon. I know our kids are little entrepreneurs and are on top of every trend.
Also convinced that this shirt is bought by nearly every tourist that visits Paris. Its the French equivalent of the “I <3 NY” shirt.
Yey! I’m back to the nth time. Haha! Forgive. It’s already 2020 and the last entry I made was more than a year now. Anyway, I just got inspired again to go back to writing because of this TikTok user I happened to come across while wasting my time on the app. Haha! As most of you know here on cyberspace, I am a frustrated writer. So, yeah. I guess I haven’t given up yet with my dream of becoming a writer. *fingers crossed*
