Miraculous Salt
Fic prompt
I just want a fic showcasing Marinette's luck. Everytime Lila tries something it works ... for about 5 seconds before lady luck smashes any fallout to bits. Lila changes the seating arrangement all of a sudden a hot transfer student (damian??) arrives, fills the seat and falls for marrinette before lila can open her fat trap. Lila destroys her lunch well Uncle Wang is in town and has brought a masterpiece hand delivered ft. Marinette soup. Lila posts a bad comment on Marinettes website oh look the highly sought after offical MDC site is up, professionally built with more security than the pentagon, fashion show fotage, photographs and testimonials from jagged stone, clara, etc. I imagine this snowballing Lila becoming more and more unhinged (as seen by everyone) until she snaps when a single comment is immediately confronted by a huge billboard broadcasting Beyonce (or the queen of england) bowing before Mari, wearing MDC.
Alternate ending Lila goes after her (very publicly) with a knife, slips and slits her own throat instead. If she dies or permanently severs her vocal cords never letting her lie again is up to you. Extra points if the murder attempt somehow made Marinette more popular and beloved.
I believe in lady luck looking after her ladybug.












