#ladystvrk

[lumierelalune]

But that was just stupid, like something Sansa might dream.

[misaamanie]

It says Hide and Seek. Are we really going to play that?

[matthewjohnsons]

Idk about chili’s *discourse* but now i cant stop thinking about ch 2 dinner scene taking place in a chili’s

oh my god.... you’re right..... 

it’s richie’s idea. derry’s started to get with the times (as much as derry can, which is why they end up with a chilis) and richie’s gotten into this habit of ending the shows that dont go well by finding the nearest applebee’s and drinking as many dollaritas as they’ll give him before ubering home and passing out shirtless on his couch. sadly, there’s no applebees, but chili’s is close enough, even if the drinks are a little bit pricier (not that richies thinking hes going to need the drinks or anything-- its just his old pals, right? eddie, and .... eddie..........hm. whatever, two-for-one margaritas arent that much more expensive)

stan vehemently refuses to come (yes, he’s alive, suck my dick andy mushtitty). seriously? a chilis? they’re already going to be in derry of all places, and now stan’s gotta deal with it being in a chilis on top of that? stan suggests no less than five other restaurants, which most of the losers reply they’d be happy to go to, but richie is firm on the fact he refuses to get drunk in a nice restaurant. stan eventually gives up after richie promises not only to buy stan’s meal, but to owe him Some Big Favor when all of the clown bullshit is over. 

mike eats at chilis about once a week, so its nothing out of the ordinary for him. actually, when he walks in, the staff recognize him, and mike’s not (that) offended when they hide their shock that he’s not eating alone this evening. they set up a table in the back and they’re all so excited that mike’s out on the town with his pals that they bring over a whole round of drinks for everyone for free. bill rests his hand on mikes as its happening when he thanks mike for such a special treat, and the waitress leans down and whispers (loudly) she’ll make sure the table has their private time. mike will probably never return to this chili’s based on that comment alone, and the rest of the pennywise spectacular hasn’t even happened yet

bill is JAZZED. are you kidding? chilis? thats like, unironically his favorite restaurant. the endless chips & salsa, the decadent chicken crispers, the ranch dressing that is, for whatever reason, way better at chilis than any other brand of ranch dressing hes ever had. richie pitches the idea and bill gets so excited that half the reason stan gives up on finding another place to eat is because bill starts getting those big sad puppy eyes that no one, not even stan, can resist. once seated, bill, blushing, asks mike if he wants to split a flatbread. stan and bev just roll their eyes at each other because splitting a flatbread in chilis is basically gay first base.  

eddie hates chili’s. he’s never actually been to one before, but he hates it. at least, he hates it until he has 3 & 1/2 strawberry margaritas and all of a sudden he LOVES chilis, and he LOVES these margaritas, and hey, richie, asshole, lets fucking arm wrestle, right here! why doesnt he go to chilis more? they should go to chilis all the time.

bev and ben split a 2 for $25, and when the waitress delivers their food “to the happy couple”, neither of them try to correct her. 

the rest of dinner goes probably very similar to it chapter 2 except at the end of the meal there’s no fortune cookies, instead monsters start crawling out of the lavacakes everyone had ordered, and when mike starts slamming the chair on the table, the chili’s staff don’t even come over because last year their rat problem nearly got the building shut down and they trust mike to kill it

[dancingwithbloomingsuns]

Magic/Druids/Witchcraft || Merry Christmas @ladystvrk 

Witches like Cersei and Melisandre roamed Westeros killing innocent children. Arya’s own brother Bran, was killed by Cersei’s spells. Gendry’s cousin Shireen was burned alive by the Fire Witches’ stake. Arya and Gendry are Witch Hunters, ready to kill witches and wizards, whomever they may be. They travel throughout Westeros as the infamous Wolf & Bull. 

Arya finds out that her father was a Winter Wizard, and her mother a human. I mean it makes sense, all the cats that seem to follow Arya around, the witches who always seem to know who she is. Frightened by the thought of Gendry going to burn her and/or drive an arrow through her heart, Arya runs off in the middle of the night.

She gets caught by the infamous Hound, another Witch Hunter, creates a bond with him, he gets killed by the Witch Protector, Brienne Tarth, and Arya sails to Braavos to the House of Black and White, to figure out the powers she was given to by her father. 

Years later, fully trained and able to control her powers, Arya heads back to Westeros when she finds out that not only is her sister alive, so are her 3 brothers including Bran. She knows she must protect them, because if she’s a witchling, so are his siblings. Meaning people out out there, trying to activly murder them. 

When Arya reunties with Gendry, who’s sided with Brienne Tarth of all people, will they be able to repair the bond they once had? Or is the fact that she’s a killing Witch too much for Gendry to handle...

(I am so so so so sorry for the crappiness of this edit! I promise you I had better ones, but there was a power outage at my house and since I own a shitty computer, the whole system was fried. I lost all of my edits that I’ve ever made that I’ve never backed up onto my phone, and I lost all of my pixlr edits that I was going to put in the aesthetic. So I made this in like 20 minutes, so please don’t be angry!!)

[coffeexwhiskey]

HAPPY VDay to this funny lady (my not so secret valentine), @ladystvrk

I hope you have an amazing one. ❤❤❤

Ps. Sorry i'm not good with this stuff. 😂

[softeddiek]

ladystvrk -> aahsokatano

because ahsoka’s the best sw character and that’s a fact 

[fineosaur]

I know u ship jon/satin so im inviting you to my group chat “asoiaf but make it gay” lol spread the word

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love this already. my jon/satin and throbb heart is READY

Y’ALL👏🏽NEEED👏🏽GAY👏🏽ASOIAF👏🏽

(it’s already gay, y’all just need to be aWOKEn)

[harrenhollaback]

Au where renly lives and defeats stannis 👀

listen. you don’t know how much it means to me that you sent me this. i love you so much. i will never forget this indulgence you’ve brought me.

brienne slays stannis in battle and loras is salty about it but renly names loras lord commander of his kingsguard so they are together forever and never to part rick astley style!!

with the rest of the stormlands and the tyrells still behind him, the battle of blackwater sees renly walk in victorious on cersei ready to poison tommen and herself. he definitely says something real cute like “miss me?” or “that seat’s taken.” and as much as i’d rather mcexile the lannisters, renly’s definitely going to kill them all, but in a quick way because he’s too squeam for gore. he’s the opposite of the paris hilton ice cream meme and wants five fewer of these little blonde bitches

after the hound leaves sansa in her room with his bloody white cloak, margaery arrives with brienne to find her and brienne cloaks her in the rainbow cape. sansaery ensues and we commence the gayest reign in westeros

renly’s first order of business is tossing littlefinger IMMEDIATELY from the small council on account of all his outfits are trash

RAINBOW GUARD RENAMES IT THE RAINBOW KEEP