#stan renly

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angery boi alignment

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i see all your woe dempsie hair posts and i just want you to know that our greatest loss is not how relaxed your throat could’ve been but how MUCH HE WOULDVE LOOKED LIKE RENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! s2/3 gendry was the SPITTING IMAGE and i NEEDED gwendoline christie to GIVE ME THE REACTS

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renly leaving the capital as soon as robert got stabbed

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pov: rosa of house dude come ere needs to talk to you

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Au where renly lives and defeats stannis 👀

listen. you don’t know how much it means to me that you sent me this. i love you so much. i will never forget this indulgence you’ve brought me.

brienne slays stannis in battle and loras is salty about it but renly names loras lord commander of his kingsguard so they are together forever and never to part rick astley style!!

with the rest of the stormlands and the tyrells still behind him, the battle of blackwater sees renly walk in victorious on cersei ready to poison tommen and herself. he definitely says something real cute like “miss me?” or “that seat’s taken.” and as much as i’d rather mcexile the lannisters, renly’s definitely going to kill them all, but in a quick way because he’s too squeam for gore. he’s the opposite of the paris hilton ice cream meme and wants five fewer of these little blonde bitches

after the hound leaves sansa in her room with his bloody white cloak, margaery arrives with brienne to find her and brienne cloaks her in the rainbow cape. sansaery ensues and we commence the gayest reign in westeros

renly’s first order of business is tossing littlefinger IMMEDIATELY from the small council on account of all his outfits are trash

RAINBOW GUARD RENAMES IT THE RAINBOW KEEP

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born amidst tin and tab? is he a spam?

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don’t ask poc what your name is in their language unless you are renly baratheon only so that i could tell you it’s ren ly 任李