Tithenai Chronicles - Incorrect Quotes Part 1/?
Caethari: Why are you following me?
Velasin: Because we’re married now.
Carthari: Okay…what about Markel?
Velasin: We’re a package deal.
Asrien: Everyone is addicted to my fun and flirty personality.
Asrien: Lives have been destroyed.
Carthari the moment politics are involved: If anyone has experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏
Markel: Look, the only person who can fix this mess is-
Velasin, whispering: Please don’t say me, please don’t say me
Markel: -you
Velasin: [sighs]
Markel: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Velasin: Mine just says “Vel no.”
Markel: You should apply it to every possible situation.
Velasin: You have thirty seconds to run, and I’ve already started counting.
Asrien: What-
Velasin: [lunges]
Asrien: [screaming]
Carthari: I can’t believe you assassinated our father!
Laecia: “Assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so it was murder.
Riya: That doesn’t make it any better!
Tiern Halithar: If you got arrested, what would it be for?
Riya: Theft
Velasin: Disturbing the peace.
Carthari: Aggravated assault.
Markel: Arson.
Laecia: All of the above, it that order, and more.
Caethari: It’s not my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is fight.
