Gemini was being so dramatic about Taurus he didn't do any of the things that they said he would do he was actually really chill like a tired dad
He does give off that vibe. I may dislike how Taurus conducts himself sometimes but he is just tired. This is a man who has lived for eons, lost friends, gained family, destroyed countless planets and lives sadly in order to stop the spread of negative star power and the reign of Cetus.
He sort of reminds me of a tired Optimus Prime or maybe Bay-verse Optimus (A tired soldier who just wants the war to end)
I kind of wish we got an Astral spin-off show after LAES ended where we see more of the Astrals, who they are, their morality, and their fight against Cetus and his army, plus I wanna see Cosmos interact with more Astrals than just Gemini, Libra, Taurus, and Nebula.
I wish we got that spin-off, but sadly according to the actors the Astrals were never the most popular part of TSBS which is sad cause I do think they are really cool.
Thanks for the ask @glitterweirdo
I do find the Astrals interesting. Feel free to keep asking questions if you want.
A lot of people don't understand that the astrals are still people they don't know everything they still have some emotion and most importantly they're not "perfect" they probably got hella trama too
True. True and true. While I still think the Astrals should pump the brakes on a lot of things. Seeing all that you and others have said I'm starting to think I might have misjudged the astrals. Still think they need to mellow but yeah, The Astrals have lived for centuries, two of them have died apparently, one is laid up injured and Cetus, a friend became their biggest enemey.
I don't blame them for being shut off but when being shut off hurts others.
I'm very thankful they let Cosmos and Nebula live and I wish them well in their quest to defeat Cetus...
THE DAILY*/WEEKLY* TSAMS, LAES, AND TEASS REVIEW SHOW!!!
Ooh, okay... so, today is the day of Cosmos and Nebula's trial...haha..
Alright, let's see how this goes...
Pleasedon'tdie!Pleasedon'tdie!Pleasedon'tdie!
"COSMOS IS FIRED"
Oh... oh, I can live with that. Thank gosh. Also, this is a kicka$s thumbnail! It looks like a Marvel movie poster. 👏 Anyways on to the episode...
The episode picks up where the last lore video ended. Cosmos floats into Libra's trial room, apologizing for being late and blaming it on dimensional travel. The Astrals are very clearly not in the mood for jokes. You can hear it in Pullox, Taurus, and Libra's voices.
They stand not as allies or friends but as judge and jury. Libra basically asks them what on earth they were thinking? They bring up how Nebula has broken multiple interdimensional Astral laws by hopping across realities trying to get information on Overseer to help Solar.
The other Astrals want her dead but they do not. She has never broken their law before until now. She just tells them "My priorities changed" (valid, honestly. I kind of had a feeling Nebula would eventually leave the Astrals. Looks like this will happen.)
They then ask Cosmos why he did it and he just tells them that Overseer was trying to kill his brother and then accidentally killed Molten. He tries to convince them that Overseer was an Astral-level and maybe multiversal-level threat but they don't want to hear it. They admit they know of the Overseers and they are not their priority, the Astrals of those worlds can deal with them. The Astrals say flat out they don't care about Cosmos' family, they don't protect this world anymore so they don't care.
Cosmos snaps back that yeah of course they don't cause why would they?!
The Astrals talk about how it was a mistake to let Cosmos into the fold but Cosmos snaps back once again saying they could train him all they want but he will never be emotionless like them.
He calls out the Astrals saying if they got attacked by Karien or Cetus, they would want him to help but when his family needs help he's not allowed to?
Libra decides to pass judgment finally, Taurus admits he thinks Cosmos deserves death but Libra says she makes the decisions, and she sentences Cosmos and Nebula to be exiled from the Astrals, they are stripped of their powers, and are never allowed to return to this universe or see the Astrals again.
Nebula seems fine with that sentence. Cosmos says he basically is just done with all this Astral bullcrap and tells them to take his powers. They do but Cosmos asks if he can talk to Aries (His girlfriend) before he goes. Taurus says he's not allowed to reach out to her but if she wishes to reach out to him, she can.
Before they go Taurus tells Nebula that he did think she made a good Astral while she was one.
The episode ends with Cosmos opening a portal to the family's new dimension to go live with them. There's a funny moment at the end where Cosmos tells Nebula it's time to go but she can't find him in that giant space void and he keeps calling out to her, she asks where he is and he says he's at the giant freaking white portal. She floats over to him and says she won't miss having to float around here.
So that's where the episode ends.
On the one hand "Oh no, Cosmos got fired!"
On the other hand "Yeah! Cosmos and Nebula got fired!"
I think Cosmos is honestly relieved to be out but I also feel bad for him. Before he joined the Astrals he was so lost looking for a place in the world and he found that with the Astrals. It's not his fault it didn't work out, he and The Astrals were just... too different.
I hope they talk about this. Cosmos just gave up his calling to help Solar. I want that to be brought up! I want Cosmos to be happy that Solar is okay but mad that Solar treated him terribly for not being able to help!
This needs to be brought up!
Solar and Nebula may get to live their happy fantasy but Cosmos is now jobless, maybe girlfriendless, and got yelled at for *Checks notes* not wanting to die.
"Cosmos is in pain!"
Ooh, so that's how they're gonna get around Davis' toothache. (Yeah, apparently, Davis has a toothache so a couple of videos may be Davis-less or his voice may be slightly different.)
So, the episode opens with Earth giving DJ Music Madam a tour of the daycare while Andromeda plays with Dazzie, which this also apparently the first time Andi and DJ meet, then Lunar walks in practically begging for death. (He begs for death a lot in this episode)
Lunar just lies down on the playmat to die they all ask Lunar what's up with him and if he's okay and he says that he bit into a candy wrong and now his teeth hurt. (Oof. My mom bit into a Jolly Rancher the wrong way once and cracked her tooth. She can relate to that) DJ asks Lunar to show her his teeth and um... yep those are busted. Apparently, Lunar broke his teeth on a skittle.
Lunar - 0
Skittles - 1
He shoved a ton of Skittles into his mouth and tried to bite down, but you see how well that went. Lunar crawls on the floor, saying everything hurts, and Earth jokingly suggests she could punch him in the chest to distract him from the pain from his teeth. DJ goes to check the drawer at the front desk for gauze and finds it's filled with nothing but gummy worms and Skittles, NOT EVEN IN THE BAG! HE JUST POURED THEM ALL OUT INTO THE DRAWER LIKE AN ANIMAL!
Shame.
Lunar ends up spitting out one of his teeth and runs away sounding a bit like a baby toy (which was kind of sad honestly. He sounded so hurt)
Andi grabs the gauze and practically punches him in the mouth with it but he says he doesn't care since it's helping the pain.
The episode ends with them shutting Lunar off temporarily to go to parts and service and Dazzie going with them to get ice cream cause hee teeth are healthy.
I hope Davis will be okay. I hear he has to get a root canal and those aren't fun.
Hope you feel better Davis 👋
And now lastly, TEASS! Let's see if they get Foxy back today...
"Cassie is in danger?!"
Hello?! Who are you?
The episode starts with Clipper and Saturn walking into Parts and Service discussing the plan and what they'll do with Freddi later...
They enter and see Chica in the pod with Foxy's body just holding him (Aw, poor girl), and Cassie at the console. They inform Cassie of the plan, have her sneak into Fazbear Towers, steal back Chica's voice box and Foxy's personality chip, and get the heck out of there before anyone realizes what she did.
Cassie agrees and says she'll be as reckless as possible and Clipper and Saturn at the same time say in unison (like they're her parents) "Don't be reckless."
Freddi arrives finally and we learn that Clipper sent Helpi on a wild goose chase to find a "Blue flower with red thorns" (like the flower Fiona had Donkey looking for in Sherk)
After another moment of a pep talk Cassie is off, Cassie also worryingly asks if Miss Claudia would hurt a kid?
Clipper replies... with something like he wouldn't doubt it.
Cassie is then off to Fazbear Towers.
She arrives and tries to sneak around, humming the Mission Impossible soundtrack until she gets caught by a cat, Miss Claudia's cat Ursula. (Cute name for a black cat)
Claudia asks why Cassie is here and Cassie lies and says she came for some spare parts and she strikes up a talk with Claudia to distract her from what his actually happening. We learn that Claudia is exactly 52, she is married to a man, has two nephews and her parents are still alive. She has been around Fazbear her whole life, her dad was a technician like Cassie.
Cassie lies and says she dislikes the animatronics too but that they listen to her and maybe Claudia could give her those parts she needs (She lied and said they were for Freddi) Claudia relents and Cassie runs off to grab the parts while Claudia plays with her cat.
Cassie grabs the parts and runs out.
The episode ends seemingly on a hopeful note with her singing "I saved Chica and Ace! I saved Chica and Ace!" Until she's at the front door. We don't see who she's talking to but I think we know who it is... it's Venus!
She says "Hello, Cassandra Miller. I need you to come with me."
The episode ends there! Either Venus took Cassie cause she wants to trick Saturn and the others into thinking Claudia did something to Cassie and make them get into more trouble by attacking Claudia or Venus thinks Cassie is an enemy cause she overheard Cassie's talk with Claudia and thinks she's helping her sister by doing this.
Either way, she's either friend or foe. Guess we'll find out soon.
😢 Welp, Lunar is gone. Our little Moon boy is all grown up.
Earth is going on vacation and getting married.
I guess the Lunar and Earth show is... over... my favorite TSBS is over...
I'm gonna need a minute.
Kat and Reed, thank you for making my favorite of all the Security Breach Shows. Thank you for everything and for helping me to understand my emotions a little bit more. We all love you.
