#lafayette funny

[bambismoonlight]

Washington: You have zero military experience.

Lafayette: Correct.

Washington: And you want to be a General?

Lafayette: Oui.

Washington: Why should I promote you?

Lafayette: I’m rich, I hate the British, and I’ll let you call me son.

Washington:

Washington: Congratulations, General.

[communistchexmix]

eh oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle

the lancelot of the

i came from afar just to say

tell the king

who’s the best?

[bambismoonlight]

Washington: Lafayette, it’s an honor to meet you. I’m General Wash-

Lafayette: You’re now my father.

Washington: . . . what?

Lafayette: From this day forward, I’m your son.

Washington:

Lafayette: D'accord Papa, let’s talk about the war.

[bambismoonlight]

Lafayette: Papa

Washington: For the last time, you’re not my son.

Hamilton: Good morning General, Lafayette.

Washington: G’morning son.

Hamilton: I’m not your son.

Lafayette: Ungrateful bitch.

[bambismoonlight]

Mulligan: Alex stole British cannons.

Hamilton: John shot Lee.

Laurens: I’m pretty sure Herc fucked a horse.

Washington: . . . all I asked was how everyone was doing.

Lafayette: I doing well, Papa. How are you?

[bambismoonlight]

George: *internally* I told you to stop doing that.

[bambismoonlight]

Lafayette: Why don’t you want Washington to call you ‘son’ but you call John ‘Daddy’?

Hamilton: Those are entirely two different-wait, how do you know about that?

Lafayette: My tent is right next to yours.

Hamilton: . . . oh dear God . . .

Lafayette: That’s another thing you say. Does Laurens have a superiority complex?

[bambismoonlight]

Laurens: Raise a glass to the four of us

Mulligan: To the newly not poor of us!

Lafayette: I’m a Marquis.

Laurens: My family is extremely wealthy.

Mulligan: Well, fuck all three of you then.