#incorrect hamilquotes

[vmpkai]

hamilton, speeding down the highway: oh look! bisexual lighting!

burr: no that's the cops slow the fuck down

[relovaaa]

Mulligan: Why are your tongues purple? Laurens: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Hamilton: I had a red one. Mulligan: oh. Mulligan: ... Mulligan: OH. Lafayette: ... Lafayette: You drank each others slushies?

[mimimouseeeee]

Hamilton: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Washington: Just rip the bandage off.

Hamilton: It’s Thomas.

Washington: Put the bandage back on.

[thathamiltonadict]

quotes from my friends as hamiltion charaters

Hamilton: sometimes i just wanna go feral and run around your house

Jefferson: i couldnt watch ratatouille i was too scared

Burr: I feel like im the punching bag of this group

Hamilton: Yes, you are fuckface

Eliza: You look nice in that photo

Hamilton: thank you, its facetune

Madison: I lowkey hate people and the freak me out

Laurens (ten duel commandments): AM I GONNA GO TO JAIL IM SCARED, actually i dont care i'll be fine

Burr (killing hamilton): yk what i might do it actually, im going to hell anyway

[theadamsadministration]

Burr, eagerly showing a flyer: DAD, LOOK, IM FAMOUS

Washington: YOU’RE WANTED FOR TREASON?!

[bambismoonlight]

Hamilton: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:

Five golden rings!!

Which, if we establish a national bank, can be paid off with interest and be equally distributed throughout the nation.

Washington: You spiked his eggnog, didn’t you?

Jefferson: I thought it would be funny, but now I see the error of my ways.

[microwavebutitspronouncedbruno]

sometimes i forget that alexander hamilton was canonically white

[quotesthatgotmehelpless]

Washington: Since I’m gonna be out for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice

Washington: For instance, “Alexander stop doing that” just applies to everything