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unfortunately i don’t have a real post for patrick’s birthday but i will share my photo cards of him bc he is the most handsome <3 happy birthday patrick

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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

where you can find everything on this blog!! i’m very disorganized so bear with me :3

tag navigation—> #laiwritez is for literally any fic i write on this account. #lailustz is the random horny thoughts or super short little blurb. for my reblogs and just other random shit it will be under #laireblogz or #laispeakz or #laianswerz. if you made a request and you’re unable to find it it’s probably here—> request queue

work in progress or published

𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒚

✰ .ᐟ 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 #dilftrick save me/#give it to me white chocolate

-jerk!patrick headcanons

-jerk!patrick the sequel

-don’t quit loving me (stepdad!patrick x fem!reader)

-out the box, outta line(soulpunk!patrick x fem!reader)

-nerdtrick! headcanons

-all you need to do is love me (jerk!patrick x fem!reader)

-nerdtrick sequel

-virgin!patrick (blurb)

-stalker!nerdtrick (blurb)

-beartrick cockwarming (blurb)

-a few nerdtrick headcanons for anon

-nipple play w/ nerdtrick

-the actually jerk!trick sequel

-miscellaneous nerdtrick headcanons(blurb)

-nerdtrick fetish headcanons

-must be love on the brain (soulpunk!patrick x groupie!reader)

✰ .ᐟ 𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒆 #marry me pete wentz

-older!boyfriend pete headcanons

-where art though why not uponeth me (pete/mikey/reader)

-older!boyfriend pete sequel headcanons

-if you seek amy (pete x puppy!reader)

-gimme more (stepdad!pete x naive!reader)

-dbf!pete headcanons COLLAB w/ @clandestinecupcake

-your one and only pleasure(stepdad!pete x reader)

✰ .ᐟ 𝒋𝒐𝒆 #trohposting

-put me in your mouth baby (munch!joe x reader)

-breeding kink!joe headcanons

-more breeding kink joe

-sizekink!joe x reader

-he want lipstick (stepbro!joe x reader)

-jerk!joe headcanons (?)

-stepbro!joe again

✰ .ᐟ 𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒚

-heaven or las vegas (dick piercing!andy x fem!reader)

-munch!andy x fem!reader headcanons

𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆

✰ .ᐟ 𝒎𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒚 #mikey it’s all over the screen

-venus as a boy (dilf!mikey x fem!reader)

-where art thou why not uponeth me? (mikey/pete/reader)

-jerk!mikey headcanons

-jerk!mikey headcanons again

-older boyfriend!mikey x younger!reader

✰ .ᐟ 𝒓𝒂𝒚 #will bark for ray toro

-sizekink!ray headcanons

-sizekink!ray headcanons again

-your love has got me going (tbp!ray x fem!reader)

-title pending…dilf!ray x younger!reader

✰ .ᐟ 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 #sorry to all the frankie fans

-she’ll be here in these arms (dom!frank x fem!reader)

-bury me deep inside your heart (jerk!frank x fem!reader)

-dealer!frank headcanons

-i taste death in every kiss we share (inok!frank x reader) pt 2

✰ .ᐟ 𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒅

-jerk!gerard x fem!reader

𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒄!𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐

✰ .ᐟ 𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒏 #the girls want dallon weekes

-possesive!dallon headcanons

✰ .ᐟ 𝒓𝒚𝒂𝒏

-jerk!ryan blurb

-angst till ryan blurb

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important !!! read this please

masterlist and other blog stuff

hey guys !! long time no see lol. i’m making this post to inform you all that i’ll be taking a short break from tumblr. i’m thinking about two weeks maybe three. my mental state is crumbling and i need to get off my phone haha. life has been a disaster etc etc.

fret not my sweet friends i will still be writing your requests and posting them but i won’t be answering anything new starting today. feel free to still send things in and ill respond when im back :) as of today june 11th i will be uploading two thing, a fic and a little ryro blurb. writing is the only thing keeping me grounded so its likely ill still upload personal fics as well.

you guys have all been absolutely incredible , thank you for making this account what it is. without you guys i have no clue where’d id be. i’ll miss u all my sweet anons , hold the fort down while im gone ok ?

sloppy kisses,dirty thoughts and lots of love ,

lorelai

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pls interact i need this rn

it’s been a while since i’ve talked to you guys as whole,long time no see ;) i missed u all. SO right now im working on a spencer smith piece does anyone on this app want that ? ill post it even if zero people r interested but im curious how we feel.

ok second question. who’s an underrated bandom guy you want to see more of ? as much as i love this community i feel like im always reading for the same few people. maybe im just stuck in my own bubble who knows..anyways i’ll shut up

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ok fall out boy fans, important question so i’m gonna need you to listen up. so if i wrote some headcanons for joe trohman will anyone be interested?? im probs gonna do it anyway i just wanted to test the waters. i never see anyone writing for him and andy and they’re both so mouthwatering it’s a crime how little people mention them.. what do we think fellow tumblr havers!?

SCRATCH THAT I PUBLISHED IT !!!! ITS OUT NOW

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𝙡𝙚𝙩’𝙨 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙮!

𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 18+ 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵!!! 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘵

☠︎︎⋆♱✮♱⋆☠︎︎

!! 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘲’𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 !!

𝘩𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪!!!! 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘪. 𝘪’𝘮 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭?𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨.

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥..𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦 ?

☠︎︎𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵☠︎ 🧁 🦇 🧚🏼‍♀️ 🦷♟️🦈 🎠 🙈 🎹⭐️14

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request waiting list

request faqs/rules for requesting

the offical blog warning

about the author

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don’t worry guys i’m a tad bit inactive but still in the kitchen. the crockpot is on and dinner is nearly ready. i’m also going to post some more stepcest ;) be on the lookout for stepdad!frankie and stepbro!joe. im working thru this writers block one day at a time. thank u all for the kind words and patience with me :3 couldn’t have asked for a better community. thank u all for welcoming me in with open arms im starting to feel fulfilled. anyways ill shut up and start writing lol.

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