That's amazing give me 14 more size kink ray right now
I want him to get me pregnant
Ok thanks bai
sizekink!ray x fem!reader
omg anon you were QUICK ! i hit publish and this ask hits my inbox. if im being honest as soon as i saw the notification i started kicking my feet in glee bc this is the perfect excuse to do some more ray content🤤🤤enjoy exactly 14(or so) more ray headcanons. so so sorry this took so long work and patrick brain rot has been killing me. hope this was worth it
ALSO !! thank you for all the new followers i cannot believe anyone likes this blog wowowow. i love u all keep sending in amazing asks.
millionaires: in my bed
obviously size kink, his hands are big, so is that dick, he’s hung asf, soft!dom ray, a bit of dacro if you squint,choking,he’s strong af, excessive use of the word baby
ray who knows it hurts. and he feels so awful when he’s wrapping his hands around your ankles and forcing your legs to stay apart. “i’m sorry y/n..just feels better like this”. the guilt isn’t enough to have him slow down though. fuck you’re squeezing him so tight.
ray who’s favorite position is doggystyle. he’s a simple man at heart. watching your ass jiggle as you throw your hips towards him was all he ever needed to be happy.
ray who uses one giant hand to spread your ass, his other hand firmly placed on your back. “your arch is amazing” he can’t stop staring at the puckered hole ,flexing as he pounds into you at an animalistic pace
ray who is putting you in a headlock as he continues thrusting. his bicep is the size of your head, hard as a rock against your neck. you attempt to free yourself but it’s as if he’s made of steel. you don’t even move an inch under his grasp. “you aren’t going anywhere baby”. he coos into your ear.
ray who finds any excuse to spank you. he’ll bend you over his knee and smack you as hard as he can. a large red handprint is visible immediately, just the way he likes.
ray who loves to cock warm with you. the stretch of your pussy around his length is so soothing. you’ll sit on his cock for hours on end begging and pleading for any amount of friction. anything to numb the ache between your legs. but ray is stern in telling you no. “you need to learn the value of patience”he’ll say mockingly “it’s the greatest virtue after all”
ray who forces you to ride his fingers when he’s too lazy to fuck you. after a long day of band practice he prefers to relax on his bed , propping himself up with a pillow or two. he smiles as you fall apart on his two fingers, moving your hips forwards and back slowly. “you’re about to cum already sweetheart”? he chuckles, adding a third digit. “go ahead. make a mess on my fingers”.
ray who doesn’t know how strong he is. he wraps his calloused fingers around your neck,squeezing so lightly. he’s afraid he might break you. suddenly you desperately tap on his arm, indicating you needed a break. he removed his hands watching you gasp for air. “i had no idea i was choking you so hard.. fuck i’m so sorry”.
ray who likes to watch you choke on his cock. “breath through your mouth baby. come on you got this, i know you can do it”. he encourages pushing himself deeper into your throat. tears are steaming down your face mixing with the drool looking at either corner of your mouth. this was such a beautiful sight. you begin to gag but he doesn’t stop. the sound of gagging only made him want to bottom out in your throat.
ray who bunches up your panties and takes a deep whiff as he strokes his cock lazily. “i didn’t say stop. keep goin’ baby”. he watched as you continued to strip
ray who lets you put a fruit rollup on it. because why not? he can’t stop grinning as you chew your way through the candy. “make sure to clean me off baby, i don’t want my dick to be sticky”.
ray who starts buying shirts a size too small because he knows it drives you insane. the way the fabric clung to his big strong arms and accentuated his pecs was a masterpiece. a modern day mona lisa of sorts.
ray who has a huge load every time. it doesn’t matter if it’s the first time in a while or the third round that night the amount of semen this man produces is insane. and it’s so sweet. he makes a point of eating a lot of fruit and taking cranberry pills daily. “the least i can do is make it taste good for you sweet girl. you know much i love cumming down your throat”.
ray who has a major breeding kink too. he’ll force your body into a mating press ever so slowly pulling out. he keeps his eyes focused on your cunt using his index finger to push the cum back inside you.
ray who gets so turned by finishing inside he wants to go again. and another time after that. he loved watching his semen spill out of you. it was his way of marking you as his forever.
something something asshole mikey and his much younger girlfriend that he definitely isn’t treating right but she doesn’t know any better becuz she feels so loved… or she thinks she does… he’s just so quiet… he only talks a lot when he wants something and it’s usually sex… oh well, you’ll give it to him becuz he’s such a great boyfriend…
jerk!mikey x younger!reader
mikey way master groomer manipulator. to be fair i too would look over any red flags for those pretty brown eyes. i hope ur ok with headcanons anon. if not u can chop my fingers off. i felt like this was the perfect opportunity to add to my series. and maybe i just like writing mikey way being an asshole….
i know nothing about drugs pls spare me
say anything: wow,i can get sexual too
inappropriate age gap,mikey is early forties and reader is twenty one , he’s such a dick, manipulation,solving issues with money,p i v, mentions of addiction, forced oral
jerk!mikey who found you more annoying than anything. always asking for things and crying and begging for food. he found himself rolling his eyes more often than not. he felt like he was suffocating in this relationship.
jerk!mikey who picks you up from school in a sleek black car. you babble on about how awesome his car is and how jealous all your classmates are. he never really listened to you unless you were singing his praise. he smirked hearing you gush about how he was the coolest guy you’ve ever met.
jerk!mikey who pushes your head down , forcing you to swallow his length. you’re choking and tapping his legs insistently indicating your discomfort. you never gave him gas money so you had to make up for it in some way. “i know you can take it baby,breath through your nose”.
jerk!mikey who is confused when you say i love you first. he had no idea you guys were mutually exclusive he thought it was just casual sex. of course he says it back. not because he feels the same but he knows how happy it will make you. the happier you are the more likely you are to give it up
jerk!mikey who gets evethring he wants that night thanks to a bottle of peach vodka. you’re so complete wasted , bouncing lazily on his cock. you’re just running on auto pilot at this point. “there you go baby, you’re doing such a good job”he praises, large hand resting on your hip. “this is such a great view”.
jerk!mikey who’s heart is racing as he presses record. the flash shines brightly illuminating your figure about him. you barely register your surroundings. eyes half lidded, just lost in the pleasure of it all.
jerk!mikey who lets his friends ogle you. watching his band mates stare at your cleavage thrilled him. you were a hot piece of ass and you belonged to only him. ray and frank could not stop staring at your tits.
jerk!mikey who hears you telling your friends how much you love him. “he’s the best boyfriend i’ve ever had”. he feels bad for leading you on. almost. it’s a great boost to his ego. woman his age always talked about immature he was,stuck in the past passing the time with a cocktail of drugs. but no matter what you always looked up to him in adoration. “i think im in love with him is that insane to say ? is it too early”
jerk!mikey who wasn’t very talkative. he will tune out most of what you’re saying until you ask if he’s listening. a lot of “yeahs” and that’s crazy”.
jerk!mikey who forgot your birthday. he doesn’t even know the month. when you brought it up to him mikey shrugged it off like it was nothjng. you cried for hours , ignoring him for days on end. not that mikey particularly cared.
jerk!mikey who always got mean when he mixed alcohol and cocain. that was a killer combo for him , causing him to lash out. “you’re so pathetic”. he slurs into the phone, leaving his fourth voicemail of the night. “who do you think you are ignoring me all this time? i’m the fucking adult here. you listen to me ..when i speak you obey”
jerk!mikey who realizes you might not text him back. was it the many coked out voicemails ? or the rude things he text you throughout the day? he isn’t sorry he forgot your special day but he missed the undivided attention you gave him.
jerk!mikey who brings flowers and a hand written love letter to your dorm. “i’m so sorry baby. please don’t stay mad at me. you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me i can’t lose you”.
jerk!mikey who spent the next few days winning you back. talking with you till the sun came up, taking you on cute little dates, giving you wads of cash and dropping you at the mall. “buy whatever you want sweetheart, this whole store is yours if you want”.
jerk!mikey who is never a gently lover unless he needed to reel you back in. normally sex with him is rough and quick. he doesn’t like wasting time on forplay he’s a busy man. but on the off chance he’s feeling sentimental or he really really wants you to do something for him he’s overly gentle. gripping your hips as if you were made of glass. “i love you so much” he whispers, peppering kisses up your neck.
jerk!mikey who has you on your side, dick buried inside you. it was surprisingly easy for him to get back in your pants. all he had to do was have a little conversation and buy some cheap flowers. he loved how easy you made things for him. “you’re so gorgeous like this”. mikey compliments, thinking of all the ways he’s going to torture you once hes forgiven.
ray i know it’s heavy can i see real quick ? promise ill be a good girl..i wont tell anyone. sorry sorry not the time. i just love how tall and bulky and handsome he is. i’m in the mood to climb a tree. was listening to music and this just came to me so yeahhh here’s a few headcanons
the song that inspired this kinda
want more ray ? pt2 is here
ray is such a sweetie,soft!dom ray,size kink(duh),fingering,oral(m receiving), some dirty talk
ray who will never admit he has a size kink. it’s totally normal to get overly excited when he can fit both of your wrists in one hand right ?
ray who nearly kill’s you the first time you have sex. his dick is a pretty carmel color with a dark pink tip that drips precum like a fountain. it’s about 9 inches with a decent bit of girth and a glorious upwards curve that nearly took your jaw off.
ray who gets a kick out of watching struggle to take all of him in your mouth. it was almost cute how determined you were. “careful baby, don’t push yourself”he groans,pushing your hair out of your face.
ray who loves fucking your face. he holds your head on either side as he slowly pushes the tip past your lips. it’s not long before he’s furiously thrusting into your throat, ignoring the choked sounds that escape your mouth. listening to your gargle on his shaft as you try to catch even a little oxygen was like music to his ears
ray who loves the sound his dick makes as he slaps it on your tongue. so fucking lewd. “hold still for me angel cakes, i’m gonna need to remember this” he says, positioning his phone in a downward angle. “keep your tongue out..yeahh perrrfect just like that”.
ray who is fantastic with his fingers. he’s had a lot of practice after all. it doesn’t take much before you’re cumming all over his index finger, begging for more.
ray who will never forget the look on your face when he first pulled his boxers down. the look of shock mixed with -what was it ? fear maybe?
ray who loved the sounds of your groans as he pushed himself deeper. with every inch your eyes squeezed tighter. he could feel you squeezing his cock with your gummy walls driving him to near insanity
ray who is much stronger than you. it’s a fact. he loved to use his strength against you. pinning you into a full nelson, your head resting on his biceps as he drilled you from behind. “keep fuckin squeezing me like that baby it feels so good”.
ahhh writing for frank is sooo scary pls don’t prosecute me. i’m a lil tipsy rn and this seemed like a fun idea (¬_¬") i tried my best. this is really just a short lil blurb w some dirty talk nothing too crazy
summary:reader being desperate for frank i guess ?
warnings: franks a bit rough, he’s not very nice either,name calling,not quite oral but the penis is out,frank is described as tall,dirty talk
“yer nothin but a spoiled little brat”. he forced his index fingers down your throat with a satisfied smile plastered across his handsome features. his lip ring shimmering in the low lights of the room.
tears quickly formed in the creases of your eyes at the pressure. you struggled to keep an even breathing pattern while maintaining eye contact. you’d pass out before you disobeyed.
“look at you, crying already. we havent even gotten to the good part yet honey”. he tsked, giving you a look of disdain. “i don’t think you deserve to have take my cock”.
you shook your head vigorously, despite the trail of tears running down your face you knew what you wanted. you’d been waiting ever so patiently. you wouldn’t let him take this away.
frank pulled his fingers from your mouth wiping the excess saliva on your cheek. “what am i going to do with you hmmm?such a troublesome girl, always givin me issues”.
“use me”. you blurted out without a second thought. a dark chuckle left his lips.
“is that really what you want angel? for me to use you like a fleshlight” again you nodded your head with excitement. “mmm, well how can i deny such a gorgeous face”. he stood to his full height, towering above you as he unzipped his black jeans.
frank was a giant compared to your small kneeling frame. t his tattered black band rode up exposing his chiseled abdomen. you’d be lying if you said that wasn’t incredibly hot.
“open wide for me, brat. you’re gonna fit all of me inside that little mouth”.
“yes sir..thank you sir”. you gazed up at him through hooded eye lids, your tongue lolling out of your mouth in preparation for what was to come.
“look at you, so ready for my cock”. he chucked, unbuckling his belt. “you’re so god damn desperate y/n. it’s embarrassing”.
you didn’t bother to contradict his words.he wasn’t wrong in the slightest. you were in fact aching for his cock. so much so you were practically leaking through your panties.
“well don’t just sit there stupid. you know how i like it”.
random lore drop but my car got stolen this week and i’m most upset about the pack of cigarettes i had in my glove compartment soooo yeah. i’m writing a fic and thinking about some sweet nicotine and let out some stress. and maybe i have a lil crush on mikey way ◝(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)◜
summary:mikey had always had a crush on his daughters best friend. so when he finds her on tinder he immediately pounces. you sleep with him a few times before ghosting him for three weeks. you’re really in for it now.
warnings:mikey is like 45,he’s a bit of a jerk, cigarettes during sex i guess ?,degrading, he’s mean,dirty talk,dubious consent,mikey makes the mf rules, yes the jacket stays on during sex
throughout the years mikey developed a reputation of sorts with the woman he encountered on the road. they only ever had one word to describe him. cruel.
or nasty or cold or deranged. whatever awful adjectives first came to mind. he had been around the block quite a few times by now. after his divorce he was ready to put himself out there again.
he was a little too eager to finally download tinder to his phone, practically drooling as he lowered the age setting as far down as it would go. it’s not just that younger women are prettier ,that’s a no brainer, its the fact they’re so damn easy. they had this burning desire for approval and affection so getting them to follow his strict set of rules was easy
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mikey isn’t a cruel man. he doesn’t want to cause you any pain. he doesn’t want to make you cry. he doesn’t want to be the bad guy in this situation. but you’re making him do this. if you didn’t act out in the way you did then he wouldn’t have to do this. you pushed him into a corner and he’s forced to get himself out. he really didn’t want to have to punish you like this.
“m-mikey please s’too much” you slurred, trying your best to free yourself from his iron grip. you had known from the beginning all your struggling was done in vain, his power was unmatched compared to yours. he rolled your eyes at your whines and pleas for him to stop.
how could you be so selfish? you were the one being such a bitch to him and now you have the audacity to beg for mercy ? the way your mind worked was such a mystery to him. if anything you should be grateful he was going so easy on you. the outcome of this punishment could have been a lot worse than a little overstimulating.
“i thought you were ready to behave yourself”? he tsked. he should have known you’d tap out so soon.
if only you’d just let him use your body as he pleased. in his mind you were one of the “good ones”. a woman who does as she’s told the first time without talking back or fighting him in any way. he shook his head in disappointment, reaching towards the night stand for his lighter. you never seemed to learn your lesson when he did things the easy way so it was time for him to step it up a notch.
mikey always kept a cigarette on him, usually in his jacket pocket. unlucky for you that’s exactly where he found it. he slowed his thrusts as he lit the end of the object, inhaling a deep breath of the noxious fumes.
“what the hell are you doing mikey? you aren’t seriously about to smoke in here are you”? you asked nervously, turning your face away from the cloud of smoke he released into your face. the smell of nicotine became somewhat comforting to you over the months- you associated it with the love of your life.
he didn’t want to do this to you. but you left him no other choice. if he wanted this lesson to stick he’d need to do it in a way you’d never forget. young minds needed to be molded and shaped in order to grow. in his own way he was doing you a favor.
mikey took one last drag before placing the lit end directly on your bare shoulder. you cried out in pain, tears welling in the corner of your eyes.
“you are such an asshole..this is why i didn’t call you back. you’re such a control freak i can’t stand it”. you exclaim angrily, propping yourself up on your elbows. this was the last straw.
poor thing. sometimes he forgot how fragile you were. “i’m so sorry sweetheart, i had no choice but to. there’s no other way you’ll learn”. mikey really was not a cruel man after all, he didn’t want to cause you any pain. but he couldn’t let you go just let. he pushed you back down onto your back pinning you by your wrists.
“let me go, i’m done with this now. you’ve gone too far”. that was the other big issue with young women. they have so much entitlement.
mikey shook his head, inhaling yet again. “ya know , i really dont think it’s time for you to be done yet. how about i keep you here and do whatever i want until im done with you. how’s that sound,baby”?
you’re in luck anon bc ive been working to publish a part two!! it’s a bit short bc i still have two more of these i want to publish and i don’t want to use up my ideas. hope u love<33tbp mikey really brings out my inner freak. i need him to treat me like shit and fuck me like he hates me. sigh if only i had a time machine. mikey is so yummy
want more mikey? as per usual thank my amazing editor @puppiiero
cigarettes, maschist, he’s possesive, cnc, free use if you squint, oral (both), blood kink, he has vampire tendancies, period sex,implied cheating, this dog bites, baby trapping sort of,he’s an awful boyfriend
jerk!mikey who is annoyed you come to all his shows. he uses his time on the road to enjoy some of the eye candy in the front row. it’s not that he didn’t love you but he’s still a man at the end of the day.
jerk!mikey who isn’t a cheater. he’s not. but sometimes when a gorgeous girl gives him a dazzling smile how was he supposed to resist? he hurriedly types out a response to one of your many texts explaining how tired he’s been on this tour. ”i’m sorry baby i’ll talk to you first thing tomorrow. i just need to lie down”. he hurriedly hangs up the phone. you had no clue about the woman with the bright pink hair and a cropped mcr shirt sitting on his lap.
jerk!mikey who comes home smelling like perfume more times than not. “its hard to believe i know but i swear its just gerard. they like trying new scents”. he regrets the words as soon as they leave his mouth. of course his brother is the last person that would have any kind of pleasant scent.
jerk!mikey who is constantly biting your shoulder. he sinks his canines into your flesh, biting down with all his strength. you cry out and shove him away. “i just like marking my territory, nothing wrong with that”.
jerk!mikey who loves the taste of your blood. he’s not a freak or anything but the copper taste on his tongue makes his dick twitch. he developed a liking for the stuff.
jerk!mikey who does not like eating pussy. at all. he doesn’t entertain the idea..until you’re on your period. just the thought of his face covered in your blood brought a smile to his face. “it’ll help with the cramps baby..just give me a chance”. he says, pushing your legs apart. he just wants one little taste. “mike..i’m not sure about this”
jerk!mikey who doesn’t mind all the squirming. he can tell you’re uncomfortable with the sensation but he’s having so much fun. “i might have to do this more often” he comments,blood soaking the area around his lips.
jerk!mikey who only takes you on dates when he know he messed up. he has a terrible habit of just throwing money at his issues. when you finally found out he cheated he took you on a shopping spree spending money he absolutely didn’t have. “let’s just go to one more store” he suggests when he notices an absence of a smile on your face.
jerk!mikey who refuses to use condoms. “i just want to be safe mikey”. you say, handing him the small plastic package. “im not fuckin anyone else i promise” he responds, tossing it on the floor. to him sex doesn’t feel right unless it’s raw. he’s barely almost positive he doesn’t have any diseases.
jerk!mikey who knows you aren’t on the pill. he’s going to cum inside anyway. what’s the point of going raw if he isn’t going to give you a nice creampie. you totally lost it the first time it happened, thrashing underneath him frantically explaining your lack of birth control. “chill out sweetheart. just lie back and let me make you feel good”
jerk!mikey who has the worst pull out game. his eyes are squeezed shut and his concentrating so hard on keeping himself together. “s-slow down”. he exclaims through gritted teeth. doggy style truly was his one weakness in the world. your ass jiggling with every movement-fuck he was so close. “god you’re sexy y/n”.
jerk!mikey who loves when people can hear him. he says it’s not on purpose but you can tell he gets a thrill when others are around during sex. “come onnn y/n!” mikey is pulling your shirt over your head before you even utter the word yes. “what if someone walks in? i wouldn’t be able to look them in the face after. god, what if gerard sees us”
jerk!mikey who thinks you worry too much. “the door is locked. let’s just do it quick”. you shove him away. “mikey no. i’m not comfortable doing this”. he rolls his eyes at your hesitation. “if you didn’t want it then why did you wear that skirt” his fingers graze the fabric of the garment. “and in my favorite color too”.
jerk!mikey who is bending your over in a small supply closet despite your complaints. he knows you want it why else would you wear such a provocative get up.
jerk!mikey who grabs the thin piece of fabric you called a thong and thrusted forward. if he pulled hard enough he could have snapped it.
jerk!mikey who loves when you wear his shirts. your scents mixed with his was a pheromone for him. he doesn’t care that you’re asleep.
jerk!mikey who doesn’t care that you have an early morning. you shouldn’t have tempted him like that. you’re barely awake, mumbling about needing to go to work the next day when his fingers find the hem of your panties
jerk!mikey who just liked having control of you. he honestly wasn’t that horny anymore. he enjoyed watching your face go from sleepy confusion to a restful neutral. “there you go baby girl. you take me so well”.
jerk!mikey who despite it all is totally head over heels for you. he finds himself at a tattoo shop showing them a picture of your eyes. no he wasn’t black out drunk at 10 am on wednesday, he just loves his girlfriend. is that a crime ?
ofc i return w some patrick headcanons it’s taken me an embarrassingly long time to get around to this. smh. how have i not written a nerdtrick fic yet i am a disappointment to my fellow stump lovers. enjoy a short list of headcanons for my loves belated birthday.
to everyone that sent requests i promise they’re coming!! life has been busy busy busy but it will come !!
he’s a lil perv,panty sniffing,sock sniffing,they’re in college ,porn, sub!patrick elements, degenerate behavior,stalking i guess,
nerdtrick! who may or may not be in love with you. sure you’ve only offically talked to him once and it was just to ask if he had the answer to number three(he didn’t) but those five seconds were magical to him. he thought about those five seconds for weeks. it was tattooed on his brain.
nerdtrick! who is awful at chemistry. he planned on dropping the class before he stumbled across you. ever since your fated meeting he stayed up for countless nights on end studying and memorizing. in his mind if he could master the art of science you’d be so impressed at his dedication you’d fall head over heels.
nerdtrick! who sketches you in his notebook during classes. he fails his open book exam because instead of notes the pages were filled with little sketches of you. your eyes. your full lips. your lips wrapped around his cock. what? he isn’t a pervert he jsut really likes to draw.
nerdtrick! who stares at you an unsettling amount during class. for a duration of the time his eyes are fixed in your direction taking in every detail of your pretty face. one particularly slow class he counted how many times you blinked. it’s not that he’s obsessed he’s just observant. two totally different things.
nerdtrick! who was devastated when you moved classes. he didn’t mean to freak you out. it wasn’t his fault you had him so mesmerized. you were a goddess meant to be worshipped and praised.
nerdtrick! who would daydream about you constantly. while sitting through another boring lecture he’s dreaming of you forcing him to obey your every order. you’d force him to eat you out for hours and he’d happily sit there and do it. anything to please you.
nerdtrick! who is thrilled you live on campus too. not because he was a creep but because he just wanted to make sure you were safe. he would follow you back from your last class keeping an eye on you. he would imagine what it was like to hold your hand
nerdtrick!who spends most of his day in the library waiting for you to come in. that’s the only place he sees you nowadays. he needs his fix. he palms himself through his jeans as he watched you giggle with your friends. you had such a pretty smile. he would kill to have you spit in his mouth.
nerdtrick! who comes across your bag when he’s leaving the library. he knows it’s yours. from the color and the small pins littering the front part of th bag. he can practically smell you on it. he is quick to snatch it, rushing out of the library. he holds it close to his chest as he sprints back to his dorm.
nerdtrick! who doesn’t sleep a wink for about a month. oh my god your socks smell heavenly. the faint scent of sweat was like a drug to him. he pressed the fabric to his nostrils as he furiously jerked himself off. “fuck, y/n” he chants under his breath like a prayer. for nights on end he’d stay up all night smelling and touching your things.it was almost like you were right next to him.
nerdtrick! who slowly falls into a porn addiction. he imagines it’s you instead of the faceless actress moaning loudly. “you’re so pretty when you touch yourself like that y/n”. he groans at the dimly lit screen. “what i would do to eat that pussy. you’d like that wouldn’t you”.
nerdtrick!who’s grades start slipping. his teachers say he’s losing focus. they’re absolutely right. you’re begining to consume his every thought. he can’t sit still in class,he can’t finish any of his assignments or study for exams. nothing in school is as important as his love for you.
nerdtrick! who gets put in a study group with you. turns out you both are on academic probation never in his life had he been so happy to be flunking school. he seats himself right next to you keeping his eyes lowered. he cpuld smell your perfume. god you smelled so good. his jeans got tighter as he continued to bask in the wonderful scent.before he could register what was happening he was painfully hard, erection uncomfortably pressing against the denim.
nerdtrick! who rushes to get up. he mutters an excuse as he makes his way to the bathroom. he is so ashamed of himself in this moment. this lack of self control was so unlike him. before you came along he was the top of all his classes, his grades were prefect. and now he’s stroking his cock in the bathroom willing himself to stay silent. you were so effortlessly pretty without even noticing it drove him wild. he squeezes his eyes shut as he imagines it’s your hands touching him not his own.
nerdtrick! who’s heart stops when you approach him. “um i think you dropped this”. you say handing him his notebook. he couldn’t bring himself to speak. he smiles awkwardly. the love of his life was finally talking to him and he couldn’t bring himself to say a word.
nerdtrick! who is relived. the note books you had picked up happened to be the one dedicated to your routine. it’s not like he was going to kidnap you but a guy can dream.
patrick brain rot has taken over my mind i just hadddd to write about him. i never see people writing him as a top so im here to change that. sorry not sorry im gonna write what i like. idk if bands have interns or offices and i am not doing any research. this is just a fun silly list of headcanons.
want more jerk!patrick ?
minors dni!, power imbalance, sexual themes,patrick is awful, dom!patrick,oral (m receiving), folie era patrick. guys the man is just kinda terrible. very ooc patrick,uncomfortable age gap (still above 18)
jerk!patrick who knows he is more talented than everyone in the room. he writes, he plays instruments (very heavy emphasis on the s) and he has one hell of a voice on top of all of that. he’s a bit cocky,but who wouldn’t be in his position. that man never takes no for an answer.
jerk!patrick who is less than pleased when the young new intern gets his coffee order wrong again. “was i not clear enough the first time , sweetheart ? i said almond milk and four sugars” he shoves the drink in her face. poor thing looks like she’s about to cry. her eyes are wide and bottom lip trembling“this is obviously cows milk. get me a marker and i’ll write it on your hand so you don’t forget this time”
jerk!patrick who refuses to remember your name. after two months of working there he still referred to her as “girl” or “sweetheart”. how could he possibly remember such a small detail when he had so much on his plate. patrick was much too busy of a man to both with such thing. secretly he loved how upset it made you. seeing your shoulders fall as he pretended to search his mind for her name.
jerk!patrick who loves picking on her. she cries over every little mistake,always blushing and apologizing profusely. “you made the schedule wrong , pete can’t show up for practice at this time”. he points to the sheet of paper shaking his head disappointedly. “you’re not a thinker are you,sweetheart”? he notices how she blushes and averts her eyes at the nickname. well isn’t that cute.
jerk!patrick who made up a dress code for the new girl. pencil skirts and tight blouses. an offical intern should have a uniform after all. he loved having the eye candy around while he was brainstorming lyrics for a new song. as he wrote his mind was filled with all the filthy things he’d subject her to when he got a chance.
jerk!patrick who feels like a perverted old man whenever he watched your ass as you left the room. technically that was correct. the new girl couldn’t have been more than twenty years old. such a clueless little thing.
jerk!patrick who was sick of all the mistakes.”the only way you’re going to learn is if you’re punished”. he watched with glee as she pleaded not to be fired and how andy said she had been getting better recently. putting a finger up to silence her he continued “shut your mouth and get on your knees”. patrick’s heart soared when she did so instantly, not an ounce of hesitation. he was going to enjoy this.
jerk!patrick who loved the way she drooled all over his cock. he let out a deep groan as she continued to swirl her tongue around the tip. “if only you remembered my coffee order like you suck dick” he chucked. she tried to speak, mouth stuffed to the brim with his cock. he twitched in her mouth at the sensation. he was going to enjoy corrupting.
jerk!patrick who bends her over his hardwood desk ,letting the papers fall to the floor haphazardly. he found it hard to control himself when she was walking around looking so gorgeous. “consider this a promotion of sorts. from now on you’re going to be my personal assistant catering to my needs alone”. he did not wait for an answer as he unbuckled his jeans. patrick knew she would accept his offer. and if she didn’t he would throw money at her till she did.
jerk!patrick who feels her pussy clench around the base of his cock. he is actively willing himself not to cum. despite his hard outer shell he falls apart completely for some good pussy. he can barely hide the groans that are threatening to escape his throat. “god, sweetheart you feel phenomenal”he breaths against her neck. he feels her shiver at the closeness. he continues his thrusts, the sounds of slapping more than audible from the room. patrick didn’t really give a fuck. all he cared about was making that pussy his.
jerk!patrick who gets jealous when he notices his fellow band members glance in her direction. joe and pete admiring the way her tits sat. it made him sick with jealousy. he has no problem with sending you out on pointless errands all day so you don’t get a chance to talk to the other guys. he doesn’t pay you to flirt with his bandmates.
jerk!patrick who calls you into his office. “sit” he demands and she obliged. she looked at him awaiting her next orders. “just sit pretty and stay quiet. i have work to do. you didn’t wear panties today did you”? she shakes her head clearly proud of herself for remembering. “that’s my girl”.
jerk!patrick who knows she’s struggling not to get herself off on his denim covered crotch. he was thrilled he was abt to bring you to such a point. “it’s embarrassing how bad you’re shaking right now”. he mused, continuing to sort through the mess on his desk. “i’ll take care you soon enough. just keep being patient,sweetheart”.
jerk!patrick who knows the guys can hear everything from outside his office. “mm fuck that feels good” she groans as he guides her hips in a grinding motion in his cock. “how good does it feel baby girl”? he whispers against your neck. “the best i’ve ever had mr. stump”.
jerk!patrick who is well aware he is the luckiest man in the world. money is flowing and he has a gorgeous piece of ass he could fuck as often as he pleased. he had every right to be as cocky as he was.
