Nov 25, 2023
pov : your crazy dude friend is disrespectfully assuming the size of your endownment down there because you had refused to take off your pantaloons in a middle of a fine establishment
(all women in a 10 mile radius have dissapeared into thin air because your friend was talking loudly)
(you are slowly realizing that you might go to heaven as a sinless soul untouched by others)
(if you lower your standarts enough crazy dude might be a good enough lay) 😔