#lambastegunner

[beardoapocalyspe]

lambastegunner need help

Fucking help, please tell me you're not real. Actually please tell me you're real and alive, because now falling into madness is the last thing I wish for. Please, Michael.

[slowmoscientist]

lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner...

You are definitely science. I would trust any book that had that on the first page.

Maybe I should actually begin publishing how-to guides now. People have to trust me.

[slowmoscientist]

lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner...

Hey yeah, make sure that shit gets mass-produced. Might wanna put a disclaimer in there somewhere that you might still get brutally fucked in the skull, though. Y’know. Liability issues and what not. In case making loud noises doesn’t scare them.

Eh, do we really need a disclaimer? I'll put it in tiny print on the first page. "I have never really experienced first-hand what the do's and don'ts of the zombie apocalypse really are. I swear quacking will get you far though. Trust me. I'm science."

[slowmoscientist]

lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner replied to your post:"Hella...

Flapping your wings and running around in circles. Attract attention to yourself. Be extremely loud. It’ll definitely scare them off, and you will not at all be sacrificing your supplies to the greater good.

You obviously have more experience with such creatures so I have to take your word for it. Flap your wings. Make sure the zombies get enough eyecandy. It's all going in my big book of tips for surviving in the apocalypse.

[slowmoscientist]

lambastegunner replied to your post:"Hella zombies."

Hella zombies? Holy shit, that’s too fucking many. I suggest you duck.

Like, dodging or quacking?

[afoolishking]

lambastegunner replied to your post: lambastegunner replied to your post: l...

A zombie, duh. What world do you live in?

I'm dressed in a green suit of a fool with a dumb jingly hat and gold boots with a tip, where do you think I'm from.

We do have zombies here, but I don't think they're quite like the ones that you're talkin about.

Plus ours only come out at night. Easy to fight.

[afoolishking]

lambastegunner replied to your post: lambastegunner replied to your post: l...

Ridiculous? This ‘ridiculous’ outfit is the reason I haven’t tripped over my own feet trying to get away from chompers. You’re the one wearing piss boots.

Chomper? What the 'ell is a chomper?

A fanged fish of some sort?

[afoolishking]

lambastegunner replied to your post: lambastegunner replied to your post: l...

Whaaat. Is this like. . Because you’re from my head? So you’re a dream? Yeah, I get that much. And I guess technically I’m dreaming. Sure, I’ll fucking buy it.

How else could you explain that ridiculous outfit that you have on?

Plus you look like a bloody mess.