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[agentcoralina]

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[slowmoscientist]

Ohh my god can it be 8:30 already.

[slowmoscientist]

If I ever said anything CLOSE to "I'm science" to Burnie I'd be slapped into next week.

[slowmoscientist]

lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner...

You are definitely science. I would trust any book that had that on the first page.

Maybe I should actually begin publishing how-to guides now. People have to trust me.

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lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner...

Hey yeah, make sure that shit gets mass-produced. Might wanna put a disclaimer in there somewhere that you might still get brutally fucked in the skull, though. Y’know. Liability issues and what not. In case making loud noises doesn’t scare them.

Eh, do we really need a disclaimer? I'll put it in tiny print on the first page. "I have never really experienced first-hand what the do's and don'ts of the zombie apocalypse really are. I swear quacking will get you far though. Trust me. I'm science."

[slowmoscientist]

There are hella atoms in this object, Mr. Burns.

[incendiadlo-deactivated20140417]

Exactly. That won’t get you fired, I promise. 

[slowmoscientist]

I've done some of the worst crap ever in this lab. Fired, nah. I'm too precious.

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lambastegunner replied to your post:lambastegunner replied to your post:"Hella...

Flapping your wings and running around in circles. Attract attention to yourself. Be extremely loud. It’ll definitely scare them off, and you will not at all be sacrificing your supplies to the greater good.

You obviously have more experience with such creatures so I have to take your word for it. Flap your wings. Make sure the zombies get enough eyecandy. It's all going in my big book of tips for surviving in the apocalypse.

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lambastegunner replied to your post:"Hella zombies."

Hella zombies? Holy shit, that’s too fucking many. I suggest you duck.

Like, dodging or quacking?

[slowmoscientist]

watchtheendrollby replied to your post:"Hella zombies."

It’s a standard unit of measurement.

There are hella atoms in this object, Mr. Burns.

[slowmoscientist]

"Hella zombies."

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[littleredrebel-deactivated20140]

"Just……..just go."

[slowmoscientist]

"Damn. That's all I'm going to get out of you for now, huh? Not even a name, it's a shame. I'll be on my way, though, if it pleases you."

[littleredrebel-deactivated20140]

"Because I don’t want to meet anyone."

[slowmoscientist]

"Is that right? Well I can be right on my way if I get a few directions. Kinda clueless as to where I am."

[littleredrebel-deactivated20140]

"What do you want?"

[slowmoscientist]

".  .  .Not much. Maybe a few days off, a drink. I 'unno. Why?"