Started watching the newest season of Queer Eye and honestly? That first episode made me feel emotions I've not often felt watching the show (even though it's always good, and always emotional). This one just HIT, you know? These college dudes trying to be adults while also in the middle of growing up without the right tools??? Hits me right in the feels. A bit too relatable. Lovely. Men being good right there.
TOMORROWLAND! One of the top 10 most anticipated parties of the year and we were on the list... or so we thought.
We had been looking forward to this night for a while. It was tomorrowland at Lambda Chi and we had landed a spot on the list. With our eyes full of hope, we head out for the party at 9:45 PM... In our little excited minds, we thought it would take longer than 15 minutes to walk there. We get there in 10 minutes and see all the lights on and the guys hanging out outside. Clearly the party was NOT ready for us so we walk to Carry Knight Spot to hang out til we can go.
Mind you it is 30 degrees outside and we are in short shorts and skirts. We walk in to get some food and every eye seems to gravitate towards us. Hanna puts up her hood and hides in disgrace as we wait til 10:30 to arrive so we can go to the party.
Our time finally comes and we head to the party. We get in the door and quickly search for the list our names are on but GUESS WHO LIED ABOUT PUTTING US ON THE LIST... Hanna’s guy claimed to be part of the collective houses throwing the bash and that he would put us on the list. After embarrassingly being told we can’t go in, we try to call a brother to let us in. Of course he is too fucked up to even walk downstairs to get us. *rolls eyes* So we call a sober and head to SigTau.
Hanna had recognized the area code and sparked up a conversation with the sober. He kindly drops us off at the house and we are on our way.
The theme tonight is Heaven Vs Hell. The entire upstairs is decorated in white with balloons and fruity drinks. We get some red wine and head to Hell. Hell was actually a lot colder than I expected...
The party was lit, with a real DJ making the beats tonight. We head to the bar where Riley was the handing out drinks. (Funny story about Riley. He came over one night. We ended up playing a Mean Girls drinking game with vodka and blue Gatorade. He ended up getting drunk and freshman puking ALL OVER my living room, porch, and arm... He was immediately blocked after that) ANYWAY...
We head out to the dance floor where some girls compliment me on my outfit. “You look so tumblr, I love it” GIRL YAS I LOVE YOU. We end up adding them all on instagram and hanging out for the rest of the night. The main girl, Porshia, keep bringing us shot after shot. Before I knew it, I was plastered... I was so plastered that I thought I saw a nun. OH BUT THOSE WERE REAL!
Some of the brothers got very into the Heaven theme and bought their own nun costumes. I hope we weren’t too naughty ;). We ended up dancing with the nuns for a while before Hanna disappeared behind the DJ booth as always. She got curved by the DJ’s girls after 10 minutes so she had to return to our circle.
We then go upstairs to minge. We meet a CUTIE named Andrew who I continued to keep a conversation with for as long as possible. It turned out he had a girlfriend but I still had a crush. After we demolish some wings and take weird videos of us interviewing the brothers, we catch a sober with Andrew to go to an apartment party that a tinder buddy had invited me to. Upon arrival, we send Hanna out to go knock on the door. We clearly are at the wrong place so we decide to try to get back into Lambda Chi.
As we are walking up to the door, a group of guys walking across the street invite us up with them. We crash a random house party with people we don’t even know... We end up going to the bathroom right after we get there. After taking potty breaks, I shove my pockets full of random stuff (drunk klepto Stacy, I know). We then leave and go back to Lambda.
The guys STILL won’t let us in so I push Hanna back into a table to move it aside. Pretty clever thinking considering how drunk I was. We run down to the basement to see if the party is still going. The stairs are soaked with a mixture of beer and sweat. Hanna wipes out walking down the stairs, not 1, not 2, BUT THREE TIMES (bruise pictures to come).
We find the basement to be completely empty. After searching for people to hang out with, we decide to just go home.
This part of the night was a total blur to me. The next thing I remember is waking up the next morning in Hanna’s bed still drunk and in all my clothing.
Apparently we ran the whole way home and when we got back to the dorms, I ended up puking ALL OVER the entry way to the bathrooms. Thank god for Hanna and Cassie taking care of me because I was a MESS. I call Nikki to take me home and the rest is history.
