"[Blank] put fentanyl in my gum!"
(during a panel about teaching Latin) "Is it normal to keep a cheese grater in your class room?"
"As we all know, Latin teachers are weird."
"I have a figurine of Shrek as the Buddha in my classroom."
"Well, you know, ✨job security✨"
"How important is undiagnosed OCD and/or a crippling office supply addiction to being a Latin teacher?"
"Ew, what are you gonna do with that?" "Whatever I want."
"I'm ten steps away from having a tantrum."
"I give up. All hope is lost."
"I went into teaching for the money, y'all, duh 🙄"
"6 7 or something, I don't know, y'all are weird."
"I was miserable. But I did it! 😃"
"As long as they pay my room and board, I'll do anything."
"That's not sand, that's the wall." "Oh :("