#lambo rambles

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The crows are playing on my chimney again.

I stfg one of these days a wholeass corvid is gonna come shooting out of my fireplace, which is DIRECTLY behind my work computer and I am going to have to chase the adolescent shit out of my apartment.

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Some Updates!

So, I quit my shitty job at the hospital after I got a warning for 'policing others' over health violations and then THE VERY NEXT DAY attending a meeting about reporting health violations.

I've got a temp gig at a coffee shop, and starting in September I'll be working part-time in Claims at State Farm making $15/hr.

WHICH MEANS MOAR TIME FOR BTECH.

I've been working on my characters some, mostly brainstorming. Thier initial designs were...awful, lol. I've been working on ways to make them more relatable, e.g. my ex-Clanner's reaction to parenthood and coming to terms with the fact that she's actually a decent mom who enjoys having a family...just not in the same way a Spherer would. Stuff like that.

I've also been working on some revamped Clan logos that I may put on shirts in my TeePublic store (there's nothing there yet). And once I go to part-time, I can really get to work on this stuff.

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I have my Audrey headcanons like halfway written out but shit keeps happening and even when I find the time/space to write it's interrupted lol.

Also, Audrey/Giuseppe has become 'Baudrey' in my server (bc his nickname is Beppe) and ppl b writing and drawing art for them and I'm just ????? Is it really that good??? Why can't I create content for my own ideas.

Also, in the Everyone Lives AU it has been decided that Giuseppe, like his younger son, ends up with an extended family of Spartans bc he just adopts them by proxy. If you are friends with Tom, he is now your parent and you will not convince him otherwise.

Also pondering the possibility that Cadmon is a Spartan IV in that AU??

Could you fucking imagine.

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Waiting for someone to come online so I can slap a pic of a dude w a gem-encrusted wing-wong in their DMs and yell ABRA KADAZZLE DICK

Im 34, what am I even doing with my life

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So touching back on a convo with @veta-lopis and @jackalopingintothevoid about John's feelings on he Flood...

I wonder what he'd think of the whole Zombie craze. I could see him being mildly confused by it, yet silently terrified. He's seen the Flood in many permutations up close and very personal...why would anybody idealize that?? And Flood cosplay??

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My boss just checked in on my ship bye yall

I walked by his cubicle and he asked me to come in and sit and proceeded to offer me advice on military stuff so I could write abt life on a ship (I jot down sfw writing prompts between calls on my work pc) I about shit my pants.

I have The Best Boss. He looks like hell every day but god damn does he love his idiot team.

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Epiphanies are wild

Sitting here writing some Johnsky smut and I typed the word ‘auditory’ and my brain suddenly screams “IT’S CALLED AN AUDITORIUM BECAUSE YOU GO THERE TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE WITH YOUR EARS.”

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 

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Why do people think it’s funny to make fun of my name. Like OK everyday person on the street I can deal with bc you probably don’t know but when a professional businessperson does it while they are on the job? 

Like, yes my name is April. 

I was not/do not have:

-Born in April

-Have a sister named May

-Have two sisters named May and June

-Middle name is not May

-Last name is not June

-Last name is not Showers

-Middle name is not Showers

-Fuck you cunt and goodnight. 

Bitchass insurance agent literally giggled and told me her name was May, then when I asked for policy info, she said the guy had coverage questions and she just wanted to transfer him. I was like ‘Okay but-’ and the transferred him stone-cold and left my ass hanging. 

Fuck you, fuck you, you’re a bitch and yo mamma is too for not teaching your crusty twat manners, fuck you and good fucking night.