#lambs polls

[thedeathofthelamb]

we won gang

[whatacunningprompt]

Would Hannibal eat your mom?

Oh, absolutely. And I would not stand in his way tbh.

No, she's a saint.

He would eat her. I'd be sad, but he would. She's kinda rude.

She would him tbh.

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

*she would EAT him (in the last one)

[awrathfullamb]

[thedeathofthelamb]

dad Will headcanons: disciplinary method:

kinda neglectful barely cares about anything

dad so scary he only needs to give them A Look

kinda unstable, sometimes goes full psycho mode and yells and shit

physical consequences

silence treatment

withholds affection

kinda military style

he's annoyed and just acts with contempt but that's about it

super nice and sweet and gentle parenting

Voting ended onApr 19

[thedeathofthelamb]

Who's clingiest?

Hannibal

Will

Drunk Will

Drunk Hannibal

Horny Will

Horny Hannibal

Voting ended onJan 21

[thedeathofthelamb]

Who's the horniest?

Hannibal

Will

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

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Alternative jobs for Will in AU's, that still somehow match his vibe:

Lawyer

Math teacher

Forensic Doctor

Journalist

Vet

Cop

Mechanic

Farmer

Hardware Store owner

Road bar owner

Fisherman (sells fish or something)

Marine...type of job

Voting ended onApr 14

[thedeathofthelamb]

Put Dad Will into situations for fic purposes:

his kid hates him

single dad with special needs kid who needs him 24/7

his kid is psychic and cursed

his kid became a teen parent

his kid has addiction issues

his kid went to prison for murder

his kid's mother left them and ran away and now he's left alone with a baby

kid lost their mother and now they have to live with him but they're not close

the kid's not his but the kid doesn't know this

the kid's dating a serial killer he's profiling

his kid is the chosen one to defeat a nation's dark lord

his kid hallucinates constantly and cannot tell it apart from reality

Voting ended onApr 14