the death of the lamb

professional rage baiter

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Will Graham is a stoner

[thedeathofthelamb]

hell no he's def a coke guy I mean ffs he was a COP lmfao that's like. their drug of choice, they looove it. it makes men feel powerful and oh boy does Will Graham have a raging boner for power

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[thedeathofthelamb]

note to self: do NOT think about hannigram growing old together and like old, old, like h is 96, will is 86, and h's sitting on a little chair by the window, the one he always sits, it's his chair, he just sits, looks out the window, just looks, trembling hands bringing a mug of coffee to his lips, takes forever for him to finish it, and Will looks at him, knows he doesn't have much time left and just goes to him, H looks up, smiles, kisses his hand, like hello, like goodbye, like my love, my love, there you are.

[thedeathofthelamb]

you bet your ass Hannibal was obsessively shuffling those fancy tarot cards asking about Will's feelings for him

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[thedeathofthelamb]

did you know that Hannigram does a little dance every morning to strengthen their bond?

[batsbratsandbarbedwire]

Is the dance murder or fucking or are those in addition to

[thedeathofthelamb]

hey. we say fuck if they fuck in this family!! we don't use metaphors for that!! they fuck and murder AND dance. they are versatile and enjoy adding a variety of fun activities to their daily lives 😌

[thedeathofthelamb]

did you know that Hannigram does a little dance every morning to strengthen their bond?

[whatacunningprompt]

seahorse AU?

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canon divergence idea:

—Will rejects Margot, gets drunk, calls Hannibal who stops midsex with Alana cause "it's Will, it could be an emergency". He leaves Alana "he sounded distressed, I think I need to check on him", goes to Will, who drunkenly cries and mourns about feeling betrayed and "I liked you...I don't like anyone. And you were using me like some some, some experiment, some thing you—" Hannibal grabs Will's face in both hands and whispers soso close that he didn't mean for Will to feel betrayed, that he admits curiosity at first but then he grew to care for Will and he just wanted Will to see, to see the truth, and Will frowns and says "so Alana is perfect the way she is, she's worthy but I'm a child who needs to be nurtured?" and Hannibal is taken aback, he says "I didn't know you still harbored feelings for Alana" breaking the contact. Will is tired and fed up and in such deep grief, he rolls his eyes "I don't harbor feelings for Alana," he emphasizes her name.

[thedeathofthelamb]

The most insane thing about Hannibal, and everyone glosses over this, which is so funny because there are SO many insane things in that show, but the most insane thing is completely glossed over by us, is the whole Abigail ordeal. Like, yes, of course, two middle-aged, old-ass men are just going to groom and essentially kidnap a 19-year-old girl who has no family, who they saved because it was their job, but then they just pretended that was like a whole big deal, and after what, two weeks of knowing her, were calling her their family, and they were her fathers, and both of them just completely went along with it. And it's one thing to be like, yes, Hannibal was scheming and manipulating and all of that, but why did Will just follow along? Why did Jack allow this to happen? Why did Alana, and I think that's the worst, and I think this is why I dislike Alana so much, because what do you mean??? What do you mean you were responsible for this girl, but you knew nothing of her or where she was or what was happening, and you did such a piss-poor job that she did not trust you or like you, and so she didn't tell you anything and threw you off of a window. Anyways, I just think the whole Abigail ordeal is like the most insane thing about this show because it is soooooo inappropriate, like insanely inappropriate, and no one will convince me that Bryan Fuller isn't self-projecting on Abigail. Like, he wants to be a 19-year-old girl who has weird erotic vibes with middle-aged hot men. and same

[rocktheholygrail]

[thedeathofthelamb]

as far as I'm concerned, and I am intimately concerned...Hannibal makes sure Will cums at least three times in one go cause yk that's the bare minimum and my man is diligent yk he is a good husband he performs his husband duties

[thedeathofthelamb]

still trying to wrap my head around why Hugh decided to interpret Will Graham as having a spiritual orgasm when he says "he left us his broken heart" i love it but like I need to know the thought process

[thedeathofthelamb]

WTF IS HIS RANGE IN LIKE. SECONDS.

enchantment-confusion-understanding-sadness IN THREE SECONDS

[thedeathofthelamb]

still trying to wrap my head around why Hugh decided to interpret Will Graham as having a spiritual orgasm when he says "he left us his broken heart" i love it but like I need to know the thought process

[yuckyguyliker]

Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

1x06 - Entrée

[thedeathofthelamb]

the placement of the weapon lol

[thedeathofthelamb]

had Hannibal kissed Will's neck none of that shit would've happened

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three years of this blog today!