#lamepuns

[st-a-y]

I'm positive I just lost an electron

Better keep an ion that...

[mellla]

I couldn't think of a good bridge pun and had to get over it. #lamepuns . . . . . #descansogardens #garden #botanicalgardens #japanesegarden #explorela #autumn #fall #nature #naturewalk #autumnvibes #fallvibes #socalfall #optoutside #colorful #teampixel #shotbypixel #latergram (at Descanso Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3_ByG8B0Ej/?igshid=1mhuetibgf2qy

[thatjohnstanley]

I just realized that the lowercase 'h' in "ghost" looks just like a little ghost, waving 'Hello' 👻🤯

I also just realized I may have inadvertently put the wrong kind of mushrooms in my omelet. 😐

😶🥚🍄🧠🦄👁🌠🤤

[thatjohnstanley]

Don't pet the burning dog. No matter how much it begs. Just don't do it. The extinguished canine should be relatively fine. Please remember to handle all pettings, pattings, scritchings, scratchings, and rubbings of all inflammable animals responsibly. This message brought to you by the Combustible Pets Handling Coalition. 👐🔥🐕❤

[thatjohnstanley]

[mikumiku2013]

On Aoi Shouta

Person A: What do you call a person who loves Aoi Shouta?

Person B: Shouta-con.

Person A: .........

[lifeandtimesofsimonette]

I've never been a key lime pie type of girl, but after receiving this delicious treat last week, I've realized the errors of my ways! Thanks @getsugarcubed my team and I loved it! Thanks for making Bradenton a "sweet" place to live, work, and play! #vota #keylimepie #sugarcubedpastrylab #villageofthearts #delish #lamepuns (at Village of the Arts)

[insert-a-cool-username-here33]

Ok but, imagine Sans and Papyrus in the middle of a sand storm. Papyrus:brother! We must get to safety, now! Sans:relax bro it's just a- Papyrua:Sans. Don't you dare. Sans:Sans storm. Papyrus: *screaming*