That John Stanley

My father died as a dancer. He died dancing at the end of a rope. My mother died as a painter. She died painting the wall with her brains.

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"Live Music, uh... finds a way."

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GN28 From a "food coma" nap after eating a Filet-O-Fish and Fries, with some cheap wine.

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This year has definitely been one for self reflection, and trying new things. In a effort to explore my (for lack of a better word) "artistic" side I came up with this thing, which I've decided to call "Stanismousse or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, and Just Let The Cats Do They Cat $#!+"

I hope you all are doing well out there, and having as nice a day as you wish.

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Here's an idea for a game, if anybody is interested:

1.) Pick a film; 2.) Replace the entire cast with the Muppets; 3.) but keep on original cast member.

Here's mine.

I thought Morgan Freeman was a bit too on the nose. Tim Robbins would've been fun and interesting, but he already did a fantastic job in the original. I figured Clancy Brown as Captain Hadley, interacting with the Muppets, could be quite spectacular, plus Clancy Brown is amazing

[bluebottlewittering]

Shaun of the Dead Gets a Coronavirus Update Thanks to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

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In The Court of The Crimson King of The Hill

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Colonel Willingham certainly didn't see Dice Helmet (the mighty lord of the crit) admiring her dice collection again!

As a fellow dice enthusiast, this was thrown together with the utmost respect, and love.

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Blending. Lots of blending, is the secret. 🤫 😉 Oh, and I also learned that shish kabob is a type of soup! 🤯

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They're gonna need a bigger stage. 🦈🤘

[kimabutch]

Critters, is it weird to be inspired by a cast member’s fashion??? Asking for a local butch who just bought one of those shirts with a few buttons at the neck like Liam wears. Not because he wore it, but like, because it’s a good look. That’s not weird, right?

Edit: I have learned that the shirt is called a “Henley.” Noice.

[kimiq]

I definitely own one of those soft waistcoat things Matt wears, that I specifically found on @critrolecloset because I wanted one. With only very slight embarrassment I can highly recommend it!

[critrolecloset]

i’ve been meaning to eloquently write about this for a while, but i’m extremely moved by the amount of lgbt+ critters who have utilized critrolecloset in ways i never imagined. i’m 9 months into doing this and have noticed the different appeal and influence of each cast member. a lot of trans and non-binary critters have stepped outside of their comfort zone because of liam and brian and tbh, reading those comments turn me into a proud, teary mess. i know the cast feels the same way. they love seeing how excited y’all get. so don’t worry about feeling silly or weird, because we’re all thirsting over those henleys together and figuring ourselves out tbh!!

[thatjohnstanley]

Recently rewatched Percy's exchange with this guy. Still one of my all time favourite moments from the first campaign.

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[queenoftheblackpuddlexoxo]

OH LORD WONDER SHOWZEN.

I was allowed to watch this show at age…10 or 11 maybe? And it totally helped to warp my sense of humor. Basically, it is THE MOST offensive show ever created, on purpose, and it can’t even begin to describe it. Just know that it’s very VERY in your face with controversial humor, and a lot of it is hilarious, but if you don’t know what you’re getting into, it can be very jarring.

[g3rmb0y]

My dumb cat is cute as hell

[mostlycatsmostly]

sound on

[kaijuno]

that is a bird

[zachary3186-blog]

I DON’T THINK CUTE EVEN COVERS IT THAT IS FLIPPING ADORABLE

[g3rmb0y]

His name is Pistachio, and he curls up next to my head every night and purrs as he falls asleep. He was a stray, and he definitely appreciates a forever home.

[princesstigerbelle]

I love this cat

[la-sanfi]

Chirping Cat

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Sam's discussion on Between The Sheets was so good, it apparently hit Matthew in all his feels. Gods bless that beautiful human. 💗

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I just realized that the lowercase 'h' in "ghost" looks just like a little ghost, waving 'Hello' 👻🤯

I also just realized I may have inadvertently put the wrong kind of mushrooms in my omelet. 😐

😶🥚🍄🧠🦄👁🌠🤤

[thatjohnstanley]

Don't pet the burning dog. No matter how much it begs. Just don't do it. The extinguished canine should be relatively fine. Please remember to handle all pettings, pattings, scritchings, scratchings, and rubbings of all inflammable animals responsibly. This message brought to you by the Combustible Pets Handling Coalition. 👐🔥🐕❤

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Just \/€(*@$ @^^!$# ¥@!*¥ it.