what combo of full-length wetsuit/Hawai'ian shirt/board shorts/jorts/ your choice of hat (and in what order) do you think any iteration of Xigbar would wear for the express purpose of giving someone/anyone in the vicinity an aneurysm
GOD. my first thought is—one of my favorite video essays on youtube is the series A Lukewarm Defence of Fifty Shades of Grey, and in the final episode Dan Olson points out a scene from the novel where hot sexy tabloid-eligible image-conscious billionaire Christian Grey goes out in public wearing cutoff jorts over board shorts, and models how ridiculous that looks.














