xigbar wearing cheaters (feat. lamia (he/they) in Big Shirt + Boxer Shorts)

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xigbar wearing cheaters (feat. lamia (he/they) in Big Shirt + Boxer Shorts)
Commission for "Top Blog for Xigbar" itself, @catboygirljoker !
for lamias birthday, doodles of him + his big asshole boyf (lamia uses he/they pronouns as always)
ive been convinced to post this silly shitpost comic that i drew to make myself feel better while on muscle relaxers
im aware this is completely nothing but i am allowed to shitpost
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[Video ID: a clip from an HD cutscene from 358/2 Days. Xemnas says, "or, whether he destroys her first and takes back what is his, there is no change to our plans." Xigbar cocks his head and smirks, then Saix is shown glaring. end ID.]
this is. one of my favorite scenes in all of kingdom hearts. it's so funny. them being juxtaposed like this implies they're looking at each other but there's no context for WHY theyre looking at each other like this. i like to imagine that this is just how they passively interact with each other while xemnas monologues
what combo of full-length wetsuit/Hawai'ian shirt/board shorts/jorts/ your choice of hat (and in what order) do you think any iteration of Xigbar would wear for the express purpose of giving someone/anyone in the vicinity an aneurysm
GOD. my first thought is—one of my favorite video essays on youtube is the series A Lukewarm Defence of Fifty Shades of Grey, and in the final episode Dan Olson points out a scene from the novel where hot sexy tabloid-eligible image-conscious billionaire Christian Grey goes out in public wearing cutoff jorts over board shorts, and models how ridiculous that looks.
keep tellin myself i need to draw his hairy tits. heres his hairy tits