#lamibert

[fistfuloflightning]

When a Dwarf and a Hume finally get their much deserved HEA

[haku23]

they are j

they are just sitting here

[fistfuloflightning]

Lamitt: I’ve been dropping this guy the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.  Ardbert: Wow. He sounds stupid.  Lamitt: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.  Ardbert: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… ‘Hey! I love you!’ Lamitt: I guess you’re right. Hey Ardbert, I love you.  Ardbert: See! Just say that!  Lamitt: … Holy fucking shit.  Ardbert: If that flies over his head then, sorry Lamitt, but he’s too dumb for you.  Lamitt: … Ardbert.

[fistfuloflightning]

Ardbert: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.  Lamitt: No, we are mad.  Ardbert: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.  Lamitt: No, we’re not!  Ardbert: I’m not a mind reader, Lamitt!

[fistfuloflightning]

The Farewell

Ardbert’s definitely the stay at home dad, running a farm and corralling their son, and Lamitt’s the one with the 9-5 job as a traveling healer

[fistfuloflightning]

Lamitt: You give up your seat every day in the train.

Ardbert: Well... But that's not heroic.

Lamitt: It is to the person who sits in it.

[fistfuloflightning]

Renda-Rae: Ardbert can help WoL feel better.

Lamitt: You know what makes me feel better? Cake. Why doesn’t WoL just do that instead, just eat humongous amounts of cake and leave hot Highlander guy to me?

[fistfuloflightning]

Lamitt: My point is—

Renda-Rae: I know what your point is.

Lamitt: You don’t know what my point is.

Renda-Rae: Your point is that you fancy him.

Lamitt: You see? You were wrong, that’s not my point. It’s not that I fancy him. My actual point is that I love him, and I want to have his babies, and eventually push him around in a wheelchair and scatter his ashes.

Renda-Rae: *spits out drink*

Renda-Rae:

Renda-Rae: …I see.