#lanamiller

[pondslime]

I've been absent from Tumblr for a couple of days and somehow my FYP is full of Sinclair thots??.?? Is this some national holiday?🥶🥶🥶🥶 I have so many that gnawl at my brain at night.

Imagine calling Bo Beauregard for the first time🤐🤐🤐 You're either trying to be serious and have a real conversation with him for the first time since settling in Ambrose (spoiler: this is impossible. He's misogynistic and a firm believer that there's nothing to talk about with girls🩷🩷🩷🩷 he gives off that TikTok vibe "Do girls even have hobbies?" Like bro, drinking bear and crying ain't a hobby either), or you're so exhausted with his neanderthal shenanigans that you just sigh "Beauregard...." while absolutely pissed off and annoyed.

I just KNOW mama Sinclair would call him Beauregard in that no-nonsense tone when he would rip a hole in his dress pants before church , he must have PTSD from hearing his own freaking name. He's so used to being just Bo, that the only times he even acknowledges his full name are when he's either being scolded by his parents or when he's arrested and sees it on the paperwork.

So yeah, long story short I doubt he'd be amused by anyone calling him Beauregard. RIP MC.

*bonus crack thought* I remember talking here with someone about how Fucking Funny™ would it be to call Bo Robert. I'm not a native English speaker and I honestly never heard of the name Beauregard before😭😭😭 I just assumed Bo is like Bob, which is Robert😂😂😂😂 I'd get smacked on the head with a wrench for trying to be cute and calling him Robert. End scene

omg jhdsjhfjd not the fyp being inundated w/my dumbassery 💀

I lowkey felt like I was spamming the dash last night. BUT idk what came over me, I've had a couple days off work and I'm in a chatty mood hjhdsjahjhsdjh like. I just wanna TALK about this goofy ass movie?? **note to all the poor souls that might be following me rn: pls feel free to block the tag "sinclair brainrot hours" if u would like to save urself from my shenanigans**

this ask is killin me dshjhdfsjhj DRINKING BEER AND CRYING AIN'T A HOBBY BOY

I'm unfortunately part of the Anti-Beauregard Sinclair Hater Nation. I am, after all, the graphic designer responsible for THIS abomination:

context for this can be found here, with poki's galactic big brain take

I also love this take on what his real actual name is 🐔🧊

I just CANNOT buy this guy as a beauregard hdjhdfjh I simply cannot

HOWEVER. I do this thing w/ppl I'm fond of where I'll lengthen their names in ridiculous ways. like just add in entire syllables and letters that just. wholly don't exist. and I could see one of two situations playing out w/bing bong

scenario one: u drop a "beauregard" out of the blue one day. maybe you're trying to be cute. maybe you're trying to piss him off. he looks over @ u. crinkles his brow and gives u the bitchest lil expression. u best be glad u make good pork chops, WOMAN. bc u can't even remember his NAME. who tf u think ur talkin to??? one of ur fancy shmancy city boys?? get outta here!! just grumblin' around the living room abt how if u want some prissy ass boy w/a genteel ass name like that, his brother's right downstairs grumble grumble mutter mutter

scenario two:

he's been slurpin up that good ambrose moonshine (some crazy ass shit that comes in a jug w/x's on it. u know the one. lester labeled it as "ambrosia" and walks around saying it's the "fruit of the gods" and slappin his knee. bo has no fuckin' idea what he's saying.) and despite his high tolerance, boy's a bit sloshed. so are u. u drunkenly crawl into his lap and call him beauregard. he thinks this is v heehaw funny. whatchu think I am girl?? some kinda royalty?? that pretty lil head of urs is all kindsa messed up!! figure I AM like a king here hehehehehe

both equally as annoying😔

[theaskingsea]

#selinafenech #aphrodite's passion "In all the myths and legends that have been passed down through eons of time, the dolphins are most remembered as guides." #callofthedolphins #lanamiller

[theaskingsea]

#adrianchesterman #mermaidanddolphin "The language of this consciousness is non-verbal and comes through as a 'felt' sense that is then translatable through symbols, images, movement, music and art. Children are in alpha state until they are around six years old, which explains why the dolphins are drawn to them at petting tanks and in the wild. They are on the same wavelength. Clearly, dolphins and children have a lot to teach adults about the process of 'lightening up' which is what the Earth itself is doing -- shifting to a higher vibration rate as it is magnetically drawn toward the sun by the movement of massive planets that are in orbit around us. There is after all, a logical explanation for even the most mystical phenomena, if we open our hearts and minds to realities that can only be perceived, sensed and felt within at this time in evolution." #callofthedolphins #lanamiller

[theaskingsea]

#autumnskyemorrison #resurfacing "'Maybe mystics and mathematicians have more in common than they realize.'" #callofthedolphins #lanamiller

[theaskingsea]

#malcolmhorton "'Can we scar the Earth not at all with our toxic path? Leave no toxic path, is what we have to do. Ahimsa. Cause harm to no thing. If we have this be our goal of living in this state of dolphin harmlessness and get full-on knowledge and power to create anything that we can imagine, then we shall have become gods, non-amnesiac gods. Our spiritual birthright will have been fulfilled. History will end. Our story will begin."" #callofthedolphins #lanamiller

[theaskingsea]

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#keepitsurreal The day before yesterday I had shed tears that allowed me to heal. How can something I cherished so dearly and respected so fondly give me such an overwhelming urgency to move on? Reason plays pivotal roles undistinguishable to human comprehension and it is our responsibility to never question destiny but embrace urgencies by throwing caution to the wind and accepting Spirit's need for you. All life's answers may not be apparent now but lay in time as direct affirmations and much needed consolation will be brought forth. I have carefully planned out for myself a strictly ordered summer reading list. I am overjoyed for being dedicated to Spirit and committed to my individual journey as I shed tears to the second book. Having no summary about this book, I find myself reading about this place, the artist I had just posted twice in a row for my first read, and about the neurologist that will be read third. As Spirit needs me so does Spirit need you. Let us throw caution to the wind as we find solace in our truths. "Joan [Ocean] and Jean Luc [Bozzoli] came to the desert, to Carefree, to spend the winter and take rest from the lecture circuit. When they connected with the MacCarthys the four of them gave birth to a joint seminar. Alon and Lydia MacCarthy's romance began when they both were led to Sedona by the dolphins. Lydia had been working as a volunteer at 🐬R C in the FL Keys as an interspecies behaviorist for nearly two years when the dolphins made it apparent to her it was time to leave. 'I loved my job,' she said, 'and I didn't want to go.' When she resisted their telepathic messages to her, they tried another approach and made such shrill sounds in the water when she entered the tank to be with them that she had to get out. Her ears hurt too much. Finally she relented, packed up her belongings and headed for Sedona." #indestinywithspirit #dolphinwarrior #healersofthesea #lanamiller #callofthedolphins #joanocean #jeanlucbozzoli #johnclilly #themindofthedolphin