#lance a. sievert

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

IF I WERE THE DEVIL...

If I were the Devil, I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyone that they can now be forgiven for every sin just by asking, thus opening the floodgates for an unprecedented and unending torrent of sin.

I would start with the uneducated and the poor. I would impress them with some magic tricks, teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name when speaking to God.

I would most assuredly use my immortality to fool them into thinking I came back from the dead as proof of my divinity.

What better way is there to channel more souls away from God and straight into Hell?

-- Lance A. Sievert

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Everything you think you know about your god came from someone else... who also only knows about it from being told by someone else.

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"I can do anything and everything that you can do with your God's help and I can do some of it better.

Whatever you can do with all of your faith, I can do without it.

There is literally nothing that you can accomplish with faith that I cannot.

Truly then, of what value is your faith?”

-- Lance A. Sievert

A lie of comfort.

Faith is monster spray for adults.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

So you want to be Christian??

Here is what you need to know...

Mary had a baby but she was still a virgin.

Jesus was the baby but he was his father and his son.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem but he was from Nazareth and remember he didn't speak Hebrew, he spoke Aramaic.

Paul is Saul and Simon is Peter. The devil is an angel and a snake that talks.

Jesus lived, died and now he lives. He was here but left and will be back again.

There is one God but they are three, the father, the son and the Holy Ghost.

God freed the slaves but only exactly when the Pharaoh freed them.

God was a Jew and was killed by Jews but not by Jews, for playing God and so that made him Christian and God to everyone but the Jews.

Jesus was not here to change the law but ended most of them.

Wine is blood and bread is flesh.

A fisherman catches men and not fish.

A fish is not meat and we cannot eat meat on Friday so we eat fish with bread which is flesh but not meat...

The first Christian was Jew, he was crucified for the Jews by Romans says a Roman Christian who was a Jew.

Romans killed Jews and Christians until they began worshiping a Jew, became Christian and killed more Jews.

God made everyone but he is Christian and Jews are his chosen people.

Makes perfect sense....

Come on people, this is not that difficult.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"Those who use fear, are themselves afraid that you will not be."

-- Lance A. Sievert

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"God just loves me more.

Every time he doesn’t answer your prayers, he’s also answered mine. See, I always pray for your prayers to go unanswered and God always picks me!”

-- Lance A. Sievert

Your god’s not “increasing your patience” nor have “something better for you,” he’s obeying my command to ignore you.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

As it should.

[setezombie]

If I was the Devil...

If I was the Devil, I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyone that they can now be forgiven for every sin just by asking, thus, opening the floodgates for an unprecedented and unending torrent of sin...

If I was the Devil, I would start with the uneducated and the poor. I would impress them with some magic tricks, teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name when speaking to God...

If I was the Devil, I would most assuredly use my immortality to fool them into thinking that I came back from the dead as proof of my divinity...

What better way is there to channel more souls away from God and straight into Hell?

- Lance A. Sievert