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[sunnylime-simmer]

Summer Days ☀️🎨

credits: @blue-ancolia for doggo moka, thanks :)

[queenmobs]

Trump Haiku: 5

[Each of these haiku is composed solely of the Donald’s own words.] Ford Motor plans to, because of my badgering, cancel Mexico. ♢ Well, everybody is real. I mean, you just have a lot of people. ♢ Trophy isn’t good enough. Unless it’s iconic I have no interest. ♢ We are a country of laws. We will have a wall. Just ask Israel.

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[queenmobs]

Trump Haiku: 4

Each of these haiku is composed solely of the Donald’s own words.] It’s amazing that we even exist. Just look at all the numbers. ♢ A lot of people would just let things die. I don’t like to let things die. ♢ They go after me, I go after them, and they drop out of the race. ♢ I’ve given women more than anybody else in the industry.  

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[queenmobs]

Trump Haiku: 3

Third GOP Debate Extravaganza!

[Each of these haiku is composed solely of the Donald’s own words.] We will have a big fat beautiful door in the middle of the wall. ♢ Very good people are making very bad decisions right now. ♢ So John got lucky with fracking and he hit oil and he got nasty. ♢ We lose. We have a trade imbalance. Believe me, the world is peanuts.

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[queenmobs]

Trump Haiku: 2

Each of these haiku is composed solely of the Donald’s own words.] I go home and I say, I’m going to watch myself on television. ♢ I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney. This is a movement. ♢ We need somebody that’s a very, very tough, smart, cunning person.

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[queenmobs]

Trump Haiku: 1

[Each of these haiku is composed solely of the Donald’s own words.] Sick geniuses will break the system. I’m like, Death Wish, plain and simple. ♢ I can let people know they were a fraud. You have a voice. ♢ There’d be a major collapse in television. I’m not a masochist.

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