Here! Have a (very late) Voltron parody of Despacito centered around Lance! Ignore the poor camera quality and have fun!
PLEASE NOTE: I HAVE NOT SEEN MOST OF THE FINAL SEASON!
I know it's impossible to ask for NO spoilers, but just - keep that in mind when commenting and hopefully I won't get too much heartbreak from the tags and reblogs. ^^;;; Thanks!
This video is WAAAAAY overdue. The original demo was uploaded two years ago, the final version was edited and filmed one year ago, and finally - FINALLY - I've gotten up the nerve to post it in full. (I almost didn't post it when I saw that someone else had also done a Voltron parody of Despacito a few months after I posted my demo, thinking people would accuse me of copying them...but that's dumb so I'm posting it anyway.) I know the show has ended and the fandom isn't as active as it once was, but here's hoping you all still enjoy this nonetheless!
We, are here defending the universe out in space
I sometimes can’t believe that this is real
(That this is real) (Let's go!)
Still, in every battle I’m pushing to do my best
Even if I am the seventh wheel...
(The seventh wheel...)
Oh...
They, they all seem to know just what they’re meant to do
They know where they’re strongest and they use it too
Showing the whole universe what makes them worth it
(What makes them worth it) (Oh yeah)
Blue chose me for a reason that I just can’t see
God, I wish that I knew what he saw in me
With it all, I can’t help wondering “What’s my purpose?”
Hey Sharpshooter
Chargin’ up my bayard, pullin’ out my blaster
Yeah, you might be quick, but soon you’ll see I’m faster
Never miss a shot; you’re dealing with a master
Hey Sharpshooter
Lions at the ready, flyin’ in for rescue
I’m your knight in shining armor, here to save you
Call me your Prince Charming, babe, I know you want to
(Come on, come on, come on)
(Come on, come on!)
Quiero ser tu héroe, baby
Seré tu querido
I can be your stunning pilot
Show you how I thread the needle
(Thread the needle, thread the needle, baby)
Lemme take you to the skies
I'll write your name in starlight
I would fly through to any system
Just to get to see you tonight
(V-V-V-V-V-Voltron! Come on!)
You wanna take us on? We’ll ice it
We’ll form our sword and slice it
Turn up the heat, ignite it
Use canon fire and dice it
Taking out the Galra with a single shot like “Boom! Boom!”
Flirtin’ with the ladies, and I’ll make their hearts go “Boom! Boom!”
Then they’ll be watchin’, starin’, ‘cause I make it look so easy
Flyin’, flyin’, flyin’ in-between those ships like it’s a breeze, and
Soarin’ through the sky like it’s an interstellar highway
Go ‘head, call me crazy, but I’m livin’ life my way
We’re running and running, battles keep on coming
Bullets keep on flying so I’ll keep on gunning
We’ll fight through each setback, stand our ground and push back
No matter the risks, we’ll go, we’ll never hold back
We’re running and running, battles keep on coming
Bullets keep on flying so I’ll keep on gunning
Headlong into danger, now it’s second nature
This point I can’t tell what part of this is stranger...
Oh yeah
Hey Sharpshooter
Chargin’ up my bayard, pullin’ out my blaster
Yeah, you might be quick, but soon you’ll see I’m faster
Never miss a shot; you’re dealing with a master
Hey Sharpshooter
Lions at the ready, flyin’ in for rescue (Heyo~)
I’m your knight in shining armor, here to save you
Call me your Prince Charming, babe, I know you want to
(Come on, come on, come on)
(Come on, come on!)
Quiero ser tu héroe, baby
Seré tu querido
I can be your stunning pilot
Show you how I thread the needle
(Thread the needle, thread the needle, baby)
Lemme take you to the skies
And write your name in starlight
I would fly through to any system
Just to get to see you tonight
Hey Sharpshooter
There are days I don’t think we can beat the Galra
But I’ll keep on going, para mi familia.
Did they all forget I’m just a boy from Cuba…?
(¡Vamanos!)
We’re running and running, battles keep on coming
Bullets keep on flying so I’ll keep on gunning
I can be your stunning pilot
Show you how I thread the needle
(Thread the needle, thread the needle, baby)
We’re running and running, battles keep on coming
Bullets keep on flying so I’ll keep on gunning
I would fly through to any system
Just to get to see you tonight