Mar 18
The kids
#vaguely sketchy#lance tag#Forsyth tag#’why is Lance blond’ because I think it’s funny#’why didn’t anyone tie his hair back’ they did and he took it out#’Simon’s kids would not be soccer kids’ you’re probably right shrugs#‘round these parts everyone’s kids are soccer kids probably bc it lets them expend their energy and make friends#can I share a funny story actually#one time I was at soccer practice as a kid and I squatted down to wipe all of the wet grass off of my ball right as the person in front of#me reared back to kick their ball#and it was the first and probably only time I’ve ever gotten a black eye#I think I was four 😭 and then I switched to basketball after that one (1) year of doing soccer#so Forsyth I’d watch out lil buddy 🧍♀️ wouldn’t want any stray feet flying at you
