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Does anyone know those like... 6 posts on pinterest about Lance's harem/appreciation club?
Just me who's obsessed with that idea?
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Lance wearing a crop top saying "You are not immune to propaganda" + booty shorts with "Propaganda" written on the ass = harem found dead in Miami
“Hello, NASA? I think I found some of yours in my backyard…”
It's Julance, Babey
Lance's Harem Fic suggestions???
Please?? Like Oh my God I'm craving for it?? It could be on absolutely any platform (ao3, wattpad, fanfic.net, etc..) I just NEED to read at least SOMETHING of the sorts! Thanks in advance, friendoooooo
Idea foe herlem lance. What if the team and otjer members of Harlem ask Slav who's in the lead 4 winning lance heart. They also ask how in other realities did they woo pance. Likevif one universe where allura is canon or shance is canon, they wanna know how they got together
Is it bad I want Slav to be a little shit and not answer them directly? Like:
Shiro: So… How’s the ranking?Slav: You went up, for sure.Shiro: Ok, but what’s my position?Slav: Still lower than Keith.Keith: *flips the bird at Shiro without looking away from Lance who’s blabbing about something or another*
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Allura: Are there realities where I end up with Lance?Slav: It’s statistically impossible for them to not exist.Allura: *fist bumps the air like she learned from Lance*Slav: Not all end up in a nice way though.Allura:… Listen here, you little bastard–
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Pidge: So, how are ending up together?Slav: You and Lance?Pidge: Duh.Slav: Well, depending of the reality, you’ll confess on his deathbed.Pidge: You’re so goddamn lucky Lance likes you, you fucking centipede-owl.
I don't know if you've watched friends or not but... if you have I have a Lance Harem but the episode the one with the flashback where they are all sitting at the cafe and maybe shay (or someone) asks the paladins have they slept with Lance ;) and they answer with no but then the person ask OK but what about almost and the paladins would change the subject if you don't understand the episode is called "the one with the flash back"
Shay: Ok, and how many of you almost had sex with him?
Allura: Did everyone try the chicken?
Shay: We're... Not eating...?
Keith: Voltron duties, we have Voltron duties, let's go.
Shay: The... The war is over...
Shiro: Sorry, did you guys hear that? I think Coran called us! We're going, Coran!
Shay:.....
Shay:... Coran is in the kitchen... On the other side of the Castle...
Why do we headcanon EVERYONE as part of Lance's harem?! I mean, he's super cute, BUT STILL!
You answered the question yourself, silly! He’s super cute. Also, he’s funny, he’s strong, he’s agile, he’s selfless, he’s a complete sweetheart and has greatness in him. He’s the best. Why wouldn’t everyone want to either date him or be friends with him?
Lance being good with kids (it’s canon, fight me on this) His Harem seeing this & daydreaming that it’s with their future children (because there’s no way Lance’s having only one child) he’s playing with. Bonus points Parents Club in the background being “Yes my son is good with kids, no he’s NOT going to become a Papa anytime soon)
I don’t need to fight you because sometimes the scriptwriters do shit right and his niece and nephew adore him. The Harem would have different reactions because some (like Keith and Lotor) didn’t have the best family situation and other did, but are still very insecure. But I guess the unanimous thought would be “I wanna a family with him.”
