#lancery

[bardstardish]

his mouth says what are you talking about but his eyes are screaming many, many swears

[tangyss]

I Refuse To Perish

im BEGGING U,, im PLEADINGG FOR U 2 PERISH

[spartalabouche]

hi i’m sey!

hi sey! your name reminds me of light blue, creeks, terrier dogs, and long delicate fingers

[gendice]

@grinatthegrimmestoftimes @lancery thank you so much!! 💕

[driftingglass]

hello uhhhhh bless your writing you’re a brilliant author ♡

AH THANK YOU I’M SO FREAKING RED YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND–

[bardstardish]

keith: so is your name actually lance?

lance: no it’s a nickname

keith: oh? what’s your full name–

lance: my name is actually lenjamin

[bardstardish]

hunk: do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

lance: well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that keith couldn't see, so i shouted "keith, deer!"

keith:

lance: do you wanna tell hunk what your response was?

keith: ... "yes, honey?"

[bardstardish]

au where the paladins have animal sidekicks. his name is rowlver.