I’m sorry but no single moment in the Arrowverse will ever be funnier than baby gay Alex Danvers, fresh out of her first serious relationship, tagging along with her sister (also fresh out of her first serious relationship) to a wedding of people she has never met, only to get obliterated at the rehearsal dinner and, while trashed, spit god-tier fire game and get absolutely railed senseless by the bisexual assassin goddess (whose name she didn’t bother learning cause she was too busy screaming for god), after sneaking out (still wasted) and getting busted by said assassin goddess and blushing like a schoolgirl.
In other news, Eliza Danvers raised two superhero daughters who are also bottoms, details at 11.









