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 [Takes his alcohol and walks away.]

[IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE….IN MAKING HIM PISSED OFF.] [Looks at him. And keeps walking.]

You come back here with this alcohol in this instant or I swear to the Heavens, Roderich.

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[Takes his alcohol and walks away.]

[LOOKS AT THE CAMERA as if he is in The Office.]

[BAM]

[Encyclopedia I choose you! Hit straight at Roderich’s head.] 

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landderacker

 Go to sleep, fool.

I’ve risen from the dead to make sure that you’re suffering as much as i am.

That’s impossible. I would’ve to be born with your face.

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I guess you do now. { give him a split second to look around– now, colour him impressed. he didn’t expect arthur to have an artistic side to him. then again, he doesn’t expect much from him. } {as for why he’s here; it’s amazing how lost roderich can get while going home. } I’m sorry for intruding but– { he clears his throat before smiling. } –your piano. It is a little out of tune. Haven’t played it in a while, have you?

[He could very easily have been offended by Roderich’s statement, the implication about his playing or a poor upkeep of his instruments -- but it’s entirely true.] [And he’s well aware that was not the intention.] You’re not intruding I wasn’t-- I wasn’t doing anything. [He wasn’t, honestly, he hadn’t played in so long he was more messing about on the keys than doing anything productive.] ...No, I can’t say I have. Do you know how to tune it?

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IM BEING FUCKING BULLIED THIS ISNT RIGHT

IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU ARE A MINUSCULE HUMAN BEING

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🎻 :^)

Send me 🎻 for my muse’s reaction to yours peeping on them while they’re playing an instrument.

[Just because the room with all his instruments in is in the corner of his house doesn’t really mean he shouldn’t expect anyone to hear him playing.] [Then again generally he doesn’t expect to have people randomly in his house.] [Again, something he really should grow to expect.] [But he still hasn’t.]

[The fact he has his back to the door while he’s playing the piano is probably the only reason he didn’t realise there was someone there immediately.] [But luckily for him he was playing a quiet piece and his floorboards are old and creaky.][Unluckily for him he has to jump up from the stool in surprise and turn sharply to look at the ‘intruder’.] [Dreadfully embarrassing.]

–Roderich. I didn’t realise you were here.

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But.

Oh don’t give me that look, Schatzl. You know I can hardly say no to that.

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Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed