Scary Movie 3-- Nordic version
Sweden: I heard 'Merica watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!
Denmark: How the hell do you wake up dead?
Sweden: Cause' yer alive when you go to sleep.
Denmark: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Sweden: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.
Denmark: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Sweden: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
Denmark: Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!













