One headcanon for each major Stone Ocean character!
First mostly text based post, with random headcanons I have for SO cast! Just something fun and light before I get to AUs and OCs. Hope you will enjoy and if you have own, be free to share, I love seeing people jojo ideas! Anyway, here it goes:
Jolyne Cujoh - She had a interest in Entomology but after deciding to 'straighten up' she dropped it, looking for interests that would be more fitting for a 'well adjusted woman' but she always felt bad about it. Another reason for her dropping it could be that it reminded her about Jotaro too much.
Ermes Costello - She barely knows Spanish, always having trouble learning it and can't speak fluently in it, disappointing her father and Gloria. Although she knows some swears, which she shared with Jolyne of course.
Emporio Alnino - A lot of things in the Ghost Room are gathered from other ghostly spaces inside the prison, like his computer, gun and books on various topics. It was a rare occasion for Emporio to feel joy, when he went on his small treasure hunts, while still being alone inside the prison.
Foo Fighters - As she is the youngest member of the party (in human years at least) whenever she asks a question that is too awkward or others are too tired to answer, they say they will tell her when she gets older, which always makes her pout.
Weather Report - Probably not too groundbreaking, but Weather always uses his Stand, very often subconsciously. Someone in the team mentioned it's too warm and humid, then suddenly a breeze blows through. When it's too cold a sudden blanket of warmth surrounds them. When he doesn't want anyone to approach him, the air around him becomes full of static electricity.
Narciso Anasui - European cars are better. That's what he thinks and he will not change his mind on that, he is quite stubborn about this. Or anything else on that matter.
Enrico Pucci - He dislikes using modern technology and avoids it as much as possible. He types one key at the time, prefers to get stuff printed and would complain more openly about tech in prison, if not for his mask of always friendly priest.
Gwess - She picked up and dropped too many hobbies to count, even before she got sentenced. Usually she gets bored too quickly or something more interesting caught her eye.
Johngalli A. - He had his Stand since birth but didn't realize its true potential until he developed cataract. So in a way he doesn't consider it a hindrance but rather a blessing, allowing him to reach his full potential. Also he was born in New York.
Thunder McQueen - He actually really likes cleaning and his janitor job. He finds it as a simple enough routine and he isn't as easily grossed out.
Mirashon - She knows over 101 bar tricks to scam people and has very nimble fingers. She could pickpocket a guy and they wouldn't notice until they wanted to pay for something and try to find their wallet.
Lang Rangler - He was sentenced for hijacking the tanker AND killing his uni professor, the former was the main reason for him getting arrested and the latter came up during investigation as murder itself happened a while ago by then. Also he was manufacturing drugs as a chemist genius but he covered his tracks well enough that there was not enough proof to connect him to it in court of law. (They probably still suspect Willy Wonka to this day.)
Sports Maxx - He pretends to be Italian-American because someone on his mother's side was of Italian descent. He also sees himself as a modern God Father or Al Capone and wants to become as respected as him, while in heart and soul being a simple thug.
Viviano Westwood - He has a very good training routine and knowledge about muscles. He would scold Sonny for not making warm ups and would criticize some guards for being slobs and not working out enough or at all.
Kenzou - He is so, so SALTY about Scientology. He can't believe this thing is still running and how much people get sucked into it, compared to his cult which had some real values and people really believed in his bullshit preaching, compared to that pyramid scheme.
D an G - He had a whole bucket list of other things he wanted to do before predicted doomsday. Like watching some classic movies (they bored him), trying new cuisine (not as good as burgers anyway), or visiting Disneyland for the first time (kids there annoyed him to no end). Also he got so many loans to spent on random bullshit he didn't need but wanted to feel 'how it is owning them'. If not for murders he certainly would land in prison for fraud or at least be in massive debt.
Guccio - Whatever happened to him - he deserved it.
Miu Miu - She has whole sets of skirts or pants with different phrases printed on their back.
Ungalo - He really loved watching cartoons as a kid, before his life fell apart and he got into drugs. Also his 'friends' kept him around mostly cuz he was so quick to agitate and it was fun to see him beating up random people or getting beat up by them.
Rikiel - His mother that raised him was an adoptive one and when he learned that, it definitely didn't help him with his anxiety.
Donatello Versus - He is surprisingly patriotic about Florida and hates 'Florida man' type jokes. Maybe this state is a shitty hellhole, but it HIS hellhole, dammit.
Gloria Costello - Most of her clothes are just adjusted and re-sized clothes of her mother, as money they earned went mostly on maintaining her restaurant and providing for Ermes.
Sonny Likir - The only reason this guy keeps his job is because A. they are already short staffed and B. Westwood vouches for him. He is extremely obnoxious to work with and seems to have a never ending list of jokes that are offensive, sexist, racist or all three. Although he say it more to fuck with people then really believing what those jokes imply.
“Lang, you’ve gotta get outta there until you can find a suit that can withstand the lava biomes!”
“I figured that one out already, dick. Really didnt need the sudden huge drop into lava, thanks for that. I need something OTHER than this stupid Zero Suit if you could tell me where that IS.”
Lang Rangler x Metroid, because now Super Metroid is on Nintendo Music and I’ve always associate Lang with Super Metroid 🤔