Oh holy crap what a hilarious prompt, yes.Fontaine crashed into the botanical gardens, already drunk as a fish. Wait, that wasn’t right. Drunk as a…. what animals got drunk? He hiccuped, unable to think of any, and reached for the bottle of whiskey he’d brought with him. Broken. Damn it all.Rising shakily, he stumbled to the nearest park bench, vomiting over the back of it into some particularly ugly plants. He’d always loathed it here. Something about the smell of moisture and dirt, it just got under his skin. Looking up, he realised someone was watching him. He closed one eye. It was that… woman. What was her name? Dr Langdon?"Dr Langdon," he said jovially, trying not to slur too much, "How good toseeyou." Ok, he fucked up those last few words. He held out his hand, and stumbled forward, tripping over his own feet and catching himself on her dress. The two of them stumbled over, landing in a heap in the grass."Mr Fontaine," she said primly, trying to stand up."No no no! Wait! Have a drink with me!" He felt around for his bottle, remembering that it was broken. "Wait. Do you have any—" Suddenly he remembered his flask. He pulled it out and waved it. "Ahaa, not as dumb as they say I am." He opened it up and took a swig, passing it to her and wrapping her fingers around it. She drank hesitantly. "Damn him," he said suddenly."Damn… who?" She asked, passing the flask back to him."Andrew motherfucking Ryan." He said."Ah," she murmured, and took the flask. She took a long swig from it. "Damn him indeed."