COP BUDDIES. it's a partnership it counts fight me.
ship meme ( brotp edition ).
-who cries when someone dies in a movie I think they both would, but Ilse would definitely punch Reiner if he tried to make fun of her for it since she does it less often than he does.-who wears the ugly holiday garb Reiner, and he does things like sticking those present bows in Ilse’s hair and running before she can smack him for it.-who pays for the meals Reiner does whenever he remembers his wallet, and when he doesn’t, Ilse gives him shit about driving without his license.-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone This is another one of those times where Reiner does this on his own and Ilse pretends not to know him. Although, it makes her laugh when she thinks back on it.-who brings home stray animals Reiner will bring a stray puppy into the police station and convince Ilse that they need a new K9 unit really bad even though it’s like a chihuahua or some shit.-who leaves the bathroom door open Reiner, because Ilse is a lady. Also Reiner doesn’t care if she sees his junk.-who tells the 'dad jokes' Both of them. They’re losers.-who wants kids more Deep down, probably Reiner. I think that he’d love to have them, but he knows he’d never be capable of taking proper care of children because he can’t keep his own head on straight.-who travels more Ilse, I think, and Reiner gets really sad when his partner is gone.-who spends more cash Reiner, but he does stuff like buying Ilse snacks or little journals because he’s thinking about her.-who buys the things in infomercials Reiner, and he shows up one day with something from TV and Ilse just are you fucking kidding me let me play with it.-who draws in the dust on their cars Reiner will put silly shit on her car ( less penises and more like, giant I LOVE YOU ILSE!!!! all over the car to embarrass her ).-who starts the snowball fights Ilse, because she’s a child. ( But Reiner retaliates excitedly. )-who throws away the directions to things Reiner, but luckily Ilse doesn’t trust his stupid ass and puts it in a GPS.-who puts up holiday decor They both do. They get pretty excited about it, tbh.-who is more likely to forget to bathe I feel like Ilse would get pretty caught up in something and forget.-who gets more obsessed about things It’s another one of those things where they both get excited over different stuff.-who sings in the shower more often Reiner. Always Reiner. He can be heard everywhere. But Ilse probably does sing pretty loudly in the shower when she’s home alone.
