#pokephillia

[dnalover]

whenever deoxys is in her defense forme, she makes the BEST weighted blanket ever :) they always lay on top of me when we sleep and it's the fucking life

[transyonic-vi]

pokemon that has its trainer on a leash

[pokefucker-mcgee]

Imagining myself being married to Emboar and the two of us raising Riolu together as our adopted child.Emboar gives me such gay bear vibes. I love him dearly. Plus look at sweet baby Riolu! My sweet child who I'll protect from all of this worlds evils. I'm just a queer disabled trans man who loves his Pokemon.

Aaaahhhhhhh that is SO cute 🥺 I love this!

And hell yeah, you should live your best life imagining this :D

[zygardes-wife-and-girlfriend]

I hate the fact that whenever I have a new blorbo, I need them in every physical form. And for me that manifested as trying to get as many Zygarde cards as I can. Every time I go to a card shop and ask if they have any Zygarde cards I feel like they’re gonna clock me as a pervert immediately. Like the second its name comes out of my mouth the “evil” pokemon fucker alarm is gonna go off. It’s not even like Zygarde is a pokemon most people are super horny over. Most of the people who are horny of it are gay men. They’d never expect the lesbian to be horny about it. But I still feel like they’re gonna clock me.

But there’s also the evil side of me who’s like “none of these people know I want to fuck Zygarde >:)” Most of these people just think Complete Zygarde is cool so they assume I think the same. Which I mean yeah, she’s pretty badass. But they don’t know that I want that beast carnally. They don’t know I want her tongue all the way down my throat as we kiss. They don’t know I want to press a vibrator between her legs and watch the shudders spread through her wings. They don’t know I want to hear her desperate cries as I go down on her, my hands digging into her thighs. They don’t know I want that legendary Pokemon to be a whining mess on my strap. Surely I just think Zygarde is cool and nothing else :)

Anyways the newest wife in the wife harem :)

[eevee-on-keyboard]

must not… let the impulsive thoughts win…… i don’t want to get banned from the pokemon emerald subreddit…. but i must speak the truth……

[eevee-on-keyboard]

two trainers and their aces (secretly their pokepartners) going out to the woods to train together, on a back route where there’s not many other trainers nearby. both pokemon are extremely fast and strong, mainly using ranged attacks, but have low defense. so they decide to practice dodging each other’s attacks to improve their agility. one of them trips and ends up in a compromising position. their trainer makes a suggestive joke and accidentally reveals too much… but the other trainer doesn’t seem put off at all.

there’s no one else around, so they get to talking while their pokemon spar. they’ve been friends for a while, but they’ve both been too nervous to bring anything up, unsure if the other is safe for this kind of thing.

several hours later, they’ve all forgotten their shame… so they decide to train a bit differently.

because of their pokemon’s low defense, combined with the fact that they’d have to walk all the way back to the pokemon center or use a revive if one of their pokemon fainted, they decide to play by different rules: first pokemon to hit the other with any attack wins, and the winners get to fuck the losers.

it goes on like that for several rounds. by the time they get home, everyone’s exhausted, but in a good way. the two trainers decide they ought to practice together like this more often, and their pokemon certainly agree.

[dnalover]

the purple core in deoxys' chest cavity is suuuuuper sensitive!! the easiest way to get her to come is to just finger it a little and it's soooo cute seeing them react to my touch like that

.. i may or may not have learned that through accident while we cuddled once 🥀

[falinkslover]

Opinions on passimian? (I've been slightly obsessed with it lately, I love it's little hip/tail wiggle from one of it's gen 7 animations)

I was an Oranguru girlie when the games first came out, unfortunately, so I'm more biased toward Oranguru over Passimian. That being said, I love the design of the monkey rugby player/American football, whatever its supposed to be. Too many factors that don't sing for me, but I won't disrespect the grind it's got going on.

Or, from what it sounds like, the grind you'd like to be going on. Live your best life.