#laoft vibes

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V: LOL thanks for the submission i love these

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@tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors is this LAOFT vibes? I love plants and watercolor of them makes me happy so there may be more on the future ☺it also reminded me a lot abt Logan and Linny

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went to the renaissance fair today and got some massive spider prince and serpent king vibes @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

(I only bought the spider bracelet because it was the only one under 100 dollars and i am Broke as Hell)

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I recently learned that not everybody is super clear on what a shrike bird is and i think if you like laoft patton and dont know what they are, the best possible way to learn at this moment is to watch this video

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I took a couple pictures that give me Loaft!Virgil vibes

It's just my shadow with an elf ear but, I feel loaft vibes 💚

this is what all logans pictures of virgil look like in his dorm and its on the "reasons why logan is a cryptid" list

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I'm sure I'll come up with more these are so fun oh my god!!!

Here are some idioms

Aren’t you a cat with cream? - Aren’t you smug/proud?

Even the stars die - Everything dies (Often said to individuals in an existential crisis)

Wilted flowers only need water and sunshine - I figure this one is probably said to young sellers who are upset/hurt

Would you care to see if the moon heard? -When one is being overly loud, probably said more by Unseelie / Basically ‘I think ‘insert country besides on you are in’ heard you

A tongue of shards - To describe someone with a cruel tongue/ who is mean

When I am surrounded by wolves who are dressed like rabbits, do I need rabbits at all? -Basically ‘with friends like those, who needs enemies?’

More starved than a bear after hibernation - Really really hungry

To be ‘like a skunk’ - To be generally unpleasant (Okay I love skunks, but I know many people don’t)

A tree may not grow in a day, yet it often falls in one - Probably a seelie saying but it means that even the strongest/oldest foes can be beaten

Do I look like I have your petals? -Probably Unsselie who are awful to the Seelie asking if they look like they care

And that is all the owl screeched - equivalent to ‘that’s all she wrote’

Have you swallowed a bee? - Cat got your tongue (My cat swallowed a wasp and it stung him the whole way down, his throat swelled so I think it tracks)

At least the crickets quiet - Talking about someone who does not shut up

Had I been a human - Equivalent to when pigs fly

Did a horse kick you when you were young? - a very unkind thing to say, probably more of an Unseelie thing, but there are cruel beings in any species/sub-species meaning ‘Were you dropped on your head’

Vines grow slowly, but at least they grow - also cruel, To describe someone who is particularly dumb 

Have you lost your season? - Asking if they’ve lost their mind

And you would count your flowers before they bloom? -A Seelie phrase that’s equivalent to counting your chickens/ducks before they hatch

If you water plants enough even they die, - An Unseelie saying about seelies that is cruel meaning if you give them enough they die themselves

Why are you set on a rock? - Why are you set on something so stupid?

Do you believe the sun stops shining when you no longer see it? -Do you only believe what you can see?

I would sooner ingest iron/salt - I’d rather die

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V: these are all so fun, i love them!!!!!

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laoft patton looks @ wibar virgil and his Caring Friend Instincts INSTANTLY activate bc this boi is Visibly sleep deprived & stressed & skinny

depending on the timeline w!virgil might also get Logan “I’m going to be this traumatized kids dad so hard”  Sanders on his case so its looking like laoft LAMP is just wholesale adopting him at this rate

alsdkjasklj now im picturing wibar LMP getting like >.> OUR tiny feral human thanks @ laoft LAMP and i think its especially hysterically if it includes w!Roman

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Saw this adorable kids halloween cape while at the mall today and all i could think about was little lord of the forest virgil wrapped in a cape covered in his sisters and their webs :')

V: alksjdakljsdjklas AWWWWWW how cute!!!!!