welcome to the garbage pile boys

i just reblog whatever i find funny or cool or important, enjoy the fuckin' ride friends (pssst you looking for art stuff? head over to @possiblyawesomedraws )

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[weaselknievel]

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

[aquaspiderart]

The Mothman Pride Collection is now live!!!!!!!!

Let's get this project funded and unlock all the designs!!! Happy pride, and let's hit the ground running!!

[justiceinspandex]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[no-one-offical]

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[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[ralzei1997]

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

[do-not-u-dare]

oh my god

[xmajordumps]

guys,

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[frontmansdefender]

[fairycosmos]

the problem is if youre ugly or neurodivergent or a woman everything you do is perceived as off putting. everything

[thehmn]

No but like before I watched Project Hail Mary I’d occasionally see fanart and it made me wonder when the dude with long black hair was going to show up and why were people shipping him with Grace but he didn’t show up and I was very confused and yesterday it finally dawned on me it was Markiplier all along you fucks!?

[phantomrose96]

*1am on a worknight voice* why is the Among Us show good

[fairymascot]

my supremely important girls :)

redraw of this from... seven years ago? geez louise, time flies!