Eprocto cowboys - nsfw
does anyone else ever think about how cowboy's mainly eat carbs and beans, like thing of how hot it would be for a massive, tall, broad (yes, I have a size differnce kink, shut up) cowboy to be leaning over you while your backed against a wall and he stops mid sentence to lift a leg and rip the fattest, bassiest fart you've ever heard. then takes his hat off to waft behind his ass and says "Whew! Damn, 'scuse me puddin'," then keeps flirting with you like nothing happened
Or, that gas would be really normalised to cowboys so imagine you're dancing with him and that western food isn't agreeing with you at all, and little toots slipping out while his massive thigh is between your legs and he finds it cute how embarrassed you're getting so he manhandles you to press your ass into his crotch as he holds your hip and massages your gut (massive hands and all) so more gas slips out against his growing bulge, getting bassier and longer and louder and more embarrassing