#larirenshadow

[mnemehoshiko]

🔥 hux

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS JEN. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

This post is under a cut BECAUSE HONESTLY THERE’S NOTHING POSITIVE UNDER THIS TAG. JUST FUCKING SALT.

WHERE SHOULD I START THE PART WHERE

FANDOM IS FOREVER PREDICTABLE AND GLOMS ON TO THE WHITE DUDE WITH MINIMAL SCREEN TIME CLAIMING oh my god but he’s so deep and we can do so so much

yes, we can do so much with like under 5 mins of screentime. Yes. Totally. Sure Jan. Sureeee

SAID FANDOM SWEARS UP AND DOWN THAT THE REASON HE’S POPULAR IS BECAUSE FANDOM LIKES VILLAINS!!!!

Consequently fandom has 7000+ fics where he is a character compared to like 2437 fics with Phasma the OTHER PART OF TEAM EVIL and yet I have yet to see even a fraction of meta/headcanoning beyond PHASMOM~~ *vomits* and just overall embracing of Phasma?!?

no fandom you don’t like villains, you like pasty ass white dudes in nice uniforms/suits with flat charaterization (for reference PLEASE SEE INCEPTION FANDOM, @wildehacked amazing fandom’s ghost post etc etc)

Like I am forever and ever salty that I 

1) have to live in a world where we get a space opera film that’s part of a large established franchise with a black male and white woman as the co-protags AND YET the character who’s distinguishing characteristics are having barely any screentime, resembling curdled milk, and blowing up a star system is the one who gets THE MOST TAGS ON AO3 IN THE TFA CATEGORY

2) I can’t even fucking escape him in my ship tag because fucking r*ylux is a thing 

I just fandom really fucking loves white dick

so 

fucking

much 

god I hate him

[mnemehoshiko]

childhood friends to lovers or coffee shop AU

*stares into the distance *

but I don’t like eitherrrrrr

Coffee shop, primarily because I really hate childhood friends to lovers

[mnemehoshiko]

Send me a ship/character and a theme/title and I will summarize a fic I won’t write that’s based on it.  

Famous romance novelist, Kylo Ren is in a bind. He’s suffering from months of writers block, his editor Phasma is hounding him, and is resigned to ringing in his 30th year single and still a virgin. On a dare, he decides to attend floor show for inspiration and meets a dominatrix by the name of Rey (no last name). What ensues is a slow and steady education of Ben into the world of BDSM and gradually breaking down of barriers until he can tell her “you can go heavy on me” (or Ben Solo Realizes He Really Wants Rey to Step on His Balls)

(this is all @lariren-shadow fault)

[mnemehoshiko]

hands

(When she hands him it later that night, she finally understands how a smile can break through the darkness. Rey vows that night to bring that Luke Skywalker back to the General.)

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

[mnemehoshiko]

lariren-shadow replied to your post “I’m going to be super honest and admit that I would probably have a...”

BEST COME BACK

look I have been waiting for 84 years for this

[mnemehoshiko]

lariren-shadow replied to your post:Weekend Update

I’m going to do yard work but will be back later word wars?

YES! Just text or skype me.

[mnemehoshiko]

lariren-shadow replied to your post “reyshepkorra replied to your post “character meme: zuko!!” YOU...”

YOU REALIZE WE ARE WATCHING THIS AT SOME POINT

I’m going to be dragged until I watch it aren’t I

lariren-shadow

replied to your post

“character meme: zuko!!”

TOO LATE I KNOW @REYSHEPKORRA WE NEED TO AMBUSH MNEME AT SDCC

....Lari....we’re staying at the same place....that’s not ambush worthy......

[mnemehoshiko]

chaotic neutral

This is very very accurate but I’M ALSO AMAZINGLY BITTER BECAUSE I COULD NEVER WEAR THIS SHIRT IN PUBLIC