Omg I hadn't read the Lark story before. Omg Geralt is the BIGGEST fool sometimes. Like, massive brain, absolutely does not use it. Thinks he uses it, doesn't have a clue. Lark, ah yes, a song bird. I feel there are better birds than that to describe Jaskier, but I yearn to be close to him. May I also use these pet names? Meanwhile Jaskier is over there like "holy shIT Oh KAYit iS HAPPening!!! It'S HappENING I had BETTER PUT ON my most TransLuCENT TOP and nothING on BOTTOm!!!" And Geralt is like, well damn, I've been a fool, I can never be close to Jaskier again. I may as well drown myself. And Jaskier is in the room like: you have PREPARED for this moment Jaskier, you have PRACTICED, do not Fuck This Up Jaskier!!! And Geralt gets back and he's like, I am a monster. And Jaskier is like, god, pls, fuck I know, I have seen that dick before but I am a PROFESSIONAL and will get that in my throat, it is NOT a problem. And Geralt is like, you hate me, I hate me, the world hates me, but pls, I just- even just to be your friend would be enough. Meanwhile Jaskier is already bending a knee like, wait, wat? And Geralt is like, wait wat? Priceless. (Ok so I read some things into the story, but you get my drift.) ALSO, the absolute suprise and delight I receive each time Jaskier is caught off gaurd by Geralt being the one to perfom a sex act that Jaskier had thought HE would be performing is palpable. This story really had it all.
Honestly you're not reading into it at all, that is EXACTLY how I had intended it to be read. Geralt just destroying himself with guilt and feeling awful about everything ever, thinking that he's accidentally gone and forced himself on Jaskier and wallowing in self-doubt, while Jaskier has been pumping himself up for Geralt to return literally since the moment Geralt left, going right okay OKAY WE GOT THIS, PANKRATZ. This is the SINGLE most important blowjob of your life ALRIGHT?? No pressure or anything!!