Mar 24, 2021
Larxene: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Darkqua: Aw. No, you haven't.
Larxene: Then why do you keep cooking?
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Larxene: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Darkqua: Aw. No, you haven't.
Larxene: Then why do you keep cooking?
Google, my wife is too beautiful, what do I do
Well hello there, do I see a beautiful nymph here?~ *Wink* ((It's time to revive these blogs LMAO))
Oh do you now? *Wiggles eyebrows*
IT’S MERGAYMAY PEOPLE!
I loooove how their tails turned out and sorry this is the best I got atm xD
I like Aqua the way I like my coffee: hot, dark, and bitter.
Larxene
Larxene: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?
Vanitas: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Demyx: Tackle her!
Xemnas: Dump her.
Dark Repliku: Kick her in the shin!
Darkqua: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!
Larxene: I’ll speak French between your legs.
Darkqua: That's one of the hottest things I’ve ever been told.
Ven: I’m just picturing someone screaming “Bonjour!” at a pussy.
Marluxia: Sacrebleu mademoiselle vagina! Hon hon hon titty croissants!
Namine, laughing: Titty croissants!
Axel: None of you should ever be having sex.
Darkqua: I beat you at naked wrestling fair and square.
Larxene: It’s called 'sex'.
Darkqua: Call it what you want, I still beat you.
Larxene: Well then, I want a rematch!
Darkqua: Fine!
Larxene: Fine!