I believe the expression is “The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.” Less popular but no less true is the expression “The bigger my love for Dr. Funkenstein, licensed administer of ear-canal narcotics including but not limited to rubbery bassline antidepressants, the bigger the likelihood that I’m willing to forego monogamy and share my groom with my other sister-wives so we can blow the cobwebs out your mind.” I wish George would give women roles other than backup singers and side-project wives, but if I complain I'll get kicked out of the family and he'll easily find another fake wife to hit in the protons and make sure her hips keep moving. Having to share Dr. Funkenstein with some other ladies is better than no Funkenstein at all. #BridesOfFunkenstein #DrFunkenstein #DawnSilva #SheilaHorn #JeanetteMcGruder #GeorgeClinton #FredWesley #DavidVanDePitte #DennisChambers #BootsyCollins #DonnieSterling #BlackbyrdMcKnight #EddieHazel #GarryShider #MichaelHampton #BruceNazarian #DavidWillardson #BernieWorrell #PFunk #ButchSmall #LarryFratangelo #RonDunbar #KennyColton #RodneyCurtis #JerryJones #Technics #vinyl #MyApartmentIsHeaven #BlueSkirts #SheriffBadges