#larryjoke

[karinkadeer]

Harry and Louis' conversation at Glastonbury:

L: oh, hey bro pal lad mate. Didn't know you're here

H: ah yeah, I just arrived. Didn't expect to see you there

L: right right. Well good to see you mate bro pal

H: mgm have a great time friend

L: *looking around them* is someone watching us?

H: emm no, why?

L: I think now it's time to show you how happy I am to see you after not seeing you for about ten years

H: what are you gonna do?

L: *smirks* I think I'll start with some mutual respect shit

H: ohhh. Ok babe. Where is the tent for mutual respecting each other?

[larry-pro-of]

Me bored in class

Me: yo bruh

Random student idk: wot

Me: why are Larry stylinson and niall's teeth so similar

Random student idk: idgf ples stahp

Me: guess niguh

Random student idk: leave me alone you crazeh

Me: GUESSSSSSS

*pulls gun out of bra *

Random student idk: I duno * cries *

Me: * grabs machine gun , butcher knife ,spork, dirty ass sock * GUESS MOTHAFUKA

Random student idk: I don't know ples tell meh

Me: oh okay

*dramatic pause *

MANAGEMENT FORCED THEM TO BE STRAIGHT

Random student idk: ples dant

Me: wot m8 why you not laughin

Random student idk: I died

Me: oh , cuhl