You know that the "big three" (Gozer, Vigo and Garraka) have been on tumblr for months now? Gozer and Vigo are even married (not to each other, to a couple humans). Gozer's wife is expecting their first child, and Vigo and his husband have an adopted kid. Garraka's... doing God knows what, honestly.
I am sure that Lucky can describe the look that just crossed my face in great detail.
I have been aware that they are on Tumbler since they first joined it, I try avoiding them for what I feel are obvious reasons (we get enough trouble from @ask-the-possessor-ghost @ask-muncher-the-ghost @ask-slimer-theghost @ask-mini-pufts and do not even get me started on that menace of a bowling ball! - I begrudgingly admit I occasionally enjoy their company. Sometimes.)
As for two of the Big Three being married and having kids: What in the ever loving shit?!
And yes, I yelled that aloud upon reading this. @ask-lucky-domingogb is laughing their arse off at me right now.













