#laruen

[ooops-my-nerd-is-showing]

OMG Lost Girl just broke my heart!!! Poor Bo...

[s-aotomes]

kingsofji’ve been so upset with my life and as a means of self medication im going to hurt myself through re-watching fairy tail AND gintama from the start of their respective “new” seasons 

Understand that I hate myself. @mitsuboo @kingsofkeys

[fuckyeahljauregui]

[freelancer-tenn]

that;s it. it's official. red vs blue has ruined my life

[5hfanfiction]

Senior - Chap 3

Camila was looking at me. I felt my hands get sweaty and my heart almost getting out of my chest. Then, she looked back to Austin and said something I wouldn’t imagine even in a hundred years.

"Yes, we’re going to the prom." And she’s holding my hand. Goodbye world.

"Pr… Prom? Are you… dating? Really?"

"We’re not dating, we’re just going to the prom as friends." Say that to my invisible boner.

"Friends… right… So, I guess I have nothing to do here." Yes, go away

  .

Austin got back to the school and the silence was so weird I was about to call it Lauren Jauregui. I looked over to Camila and she was staring at our hands. Then she looked at me again and a smile appeared on her face. I was almost dying when the bell rang. Cockblocker.

"Let’s go, cheerleader. I can’t get in trouble."

"Oh my God you are so silly. You’re not getting in trouble. Relax, weirdo." 

"Hey, I’m not a weirdo anSTOP RUNNING DEAR GOD!" 

"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" Wait for it.

The first day is over. I just want to go home and sleep. When I got to my car, Celine magically appeared.

"Heyyyyy, how are you bestie?"

"Bestie? Fuck you. You left me alone for Wesley."

"Oh yeah? And what about your date with Camila Cabello?"

"My date… what?"

"Camila Cabello. You. Prom. Everybody’s talking about this."

"We’re not… it’s not a… date." It is.

"Oh it is, my friend."

"She’s not a lesbian. We’re just going as friends… Her words." We’re not.

"Alright, tell me everything about the sex. I’m leaving, bye."

"We’re not having sex!" Yet.

I think my father is obsessed with me. When I drove home he was standing in the door waiting. I’m about to kick him in the nuts.

"Hey, Laur!"

"Hi dad." Please don’t ask about my friends. Please don’t ask about my friends.

"Had a good day? Made some friends?"

"No, dad." I could feel his pain. Having a stupid daughter is painful.

"Oh… I see. Wanna eat some pizza for dinner?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Okay, we’re leaving in 15 minutes."

I feel bad for doing this to my dad. I know he’s going through a bad time without my mom and siblings around. But I have no fault. I don’t want him to know every little thing about me. He’s only going to get worse.

He parked at the Pizza Hut. We found a table and a blonde waitress got out orders. Then, he started with the shit.

"Laur I… I have something to tell you." Great.

"So… tell me."

"I’m seeing a woman for… a couple months."

"Like… dating?"

"Yes, just like that… But you don’t need to worry. We’re still knowing eachother."

"A couple months? And you tell me now?"

"I know but… look, it’s not like the end of the world. She’s great. And her daughter is amazing, you should meet her. She’s in your school."

"Great, dad. Now I have a stepsister in my school. That’s just great."

"Lauren, please. She’s not a bitch or something. She’s a nice girl. She cleans the house for her mother while she’s working, you know?"

"No, I don’t know. How do you know that? You went to her house?"

"Yes… I was helping her mom with the move and it just happened… But she’s okay with that."

"Move? So she’s divorced too."

"Yes… They’ve just moved from Denver."

"Denver?" No please.

"Yes. Why?"

"Dad… what’s her daughter’s name?" No. Please. God. No.

"Camila. Camila Cabello."

"NO SHIT!"

SO THAT MEANS MY NEW HOT FRIEND IS MY… SISTER?!

[litfuse]

My best friend is the best <3

[defyandquestion-blog]

Best way to talk about a hangover.