#lasciviouslasciviousing

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should i pierce my eyebrow today even though i’m having surgery soon. the answer is no, i absolutely should not. however ☝️ i want to reallyyyyy bad not even for the piercing just for the pain god i want needles in my skin so fucking bad right now

[vampire-understander]

i wouldn’t fuck takaba but i reallyyyyy wanna see him pathetically jerking off in his stupid messy room holding back tears of grief over his stupid baka life

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they should invent people i know in real life who i want to have sex with and who also want to have sex with me

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okay!! here are my stats for 2025 that absolutely no one asked for! this was such a pain in the ass i am never doing this again

[vampire-understander]

two dick piercings in one day!!! hurt so bad!!!! but wasn’t as bad as i was expecting? it was kind of similar to my nipples where it was awful awful awful in the moment and then as soon as the needle was out it was fine. and yeah, i bled through my pants. now i’m chillin in bed with an ice pack on my shit. work tomorrow is gonna be interesting

[vampire-understander]

my life is so awesome bro. every day i take stimulants and jerk off to vampires. what more could i ever ask for

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ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS 🤬🤬

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every time i look at the davey havok tag before work it fucks me up for the rest of the day. and every time i think “this time will be different. this time will make me Motivated 😃 and Excited 😆 to start my day! no i didn’t have time to jerk off last night nor do i have time right now why do you ask” and every single time i’m ungodly horny for the rest of the day. forward backward squidward upside down and in reverse. chat it’s Bad today