May 27
jerking off to the thought of living a happy and fulfilled life
seen from Germany
seen from Netherlands
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Singapore
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Canada
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
jerking off to the thought of living a happy and fulfilled life
the finasteride and minoxidil in my blood after i take my pill
fuuuuck man i had too many glasses of non-alcoholic wine before driving home last night and i got a DWS (driving while sober)
they filled half the fuckign cup with whiskey when i ordered my $20 cocktail at emo night and this was AFTER i already had a couple drinks at dinner ohhhhh man EVERYONE will be hearing from me
whenever a long-haired man lets his hair out of his ponytail or bun or whatever i feel like a female peacock being shown a plume of beautiful feathers during mating season. and yeah it works every time
i get so gay off that tylenol
i had a dream last night that i was watching steel ball run. here are my predictions for the first episode based on that dream:
we will not get the opening until the second episode BUT the fanmade opening that got really popular will replace johnny’s theme
anasui will be there
johnny and gyro will have crazy homoerotic tension that remains unresolved
the first stage will take place at my grandma’s house
johnny joestar will freeze to death at the very end and the show will be over immediately
can’t wait to see how many i get right! :p
should i pierce my eyebrow today even though i’m having surgery soon. the answer is no, i absolutely should not. however ☝️ i want to reallyyyyy bad not even for the piercing just for the pain god i want needles in my skin so fucking bad right now